[Competition Closed] MHM 67 Caption Competition

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Think of something appropriately witty for this picture and leave your caption as a comment below. The best caption will be judged by the editorial team and published in the next issue of Military History Monthly!



  1. Come now old chap stiff upper lip remember were British
    and they might give you a stay of execution.

  2. the thing is Carruthers your shortage in the leg department is making this game of blind mans buff a bit of a non starter old chap

  3. Look we know you are keen to get back into action but your request to be a tank driver we feel is a bit premature.

  4. Look old chap, your army career may be over, but there’s always the chance of appearing in a couple of long-running TV series…

  5. Forget your fiancee, man! She wasn’t woman enough to cope with this situation. From now on, it’s blind dates for you.

  6. There there old boy, chin up. Look on the bright side, at least you won’t have to watch Big brother or X Factor ever again.

  7. Now stand up and we have to spin you round three times, then you try to put the tail on the donkey

  8. The doctors say it will take a miracle to restore your eyesight. So we brought Father McKenzie along…

  9. He always take things to extremes, he had to taste it fifty times before he could decide if it was butter or marg.

  10. I am sorry to have to tell you, but Pvt Smith was only pretending to be a women at the camp cioncert.

  11. You’ll just have to accept being blind for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can see that, man!

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