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March 14, 2016 @ 5:25 pm
Now Johnston, I told you looking at porn would make you go blind.
March 14, 2016 @ 7:44 pm
Come now old chap stiff upper lip remember were British
and they might give you a stay of execution.
March 16, 2016 @ 4:03 am
I’ll bet that’s the last time you try to take a peek at those WRAC lasses through their keyhole
March 17, 2016 @ 2:07 am
Come lad, where can we get a share of wood alcohol?
March 17, 2016 @ 3:20 am
Please Smitty, tell us where they have hidden the still.
March 18, 2016 @ 7:42 pm
” I SEE NO SHIPS ONLY HARDSHIPS.”
March 18, 2016 @ 9:09 pm
the thing is Carruthers your shortage in the leg department is making this game of blind mans buff a bit of a non starter old chap
March 18, 2016 @ 10:46 pm
I’m not dead yet
March 19, 2016 @ 8:21 am
Look we know you are keen to get back into action but your request to be a tank driver we feel is a bit premature.
March 19, 2016 @ 9:49 am
I say, didn’t you think playing blind man’s bluff in a minefield would be dangerous.
March 19, 2016 @ 7:08 pm
Look old chap, your army career may be over, but there’s always the chance of appearing in a couple of long-running TV series…
March 20, 2016 @ 1:17 pm
Forget your fiancee, man! She wasn’t woman enough to cope with this situation. From now on, it’s blind dates for you.
March 20, 2016 @ 1:49 pm
Every day it’s always the same! Can’t we play something else besides “Blind Man’s Buff?”
March 20, 2016 @ 7:39 pm
We DID say we’ll put you to sleep but it will have to be outside in front of a firing squad!
March 21, 2016 @ 2:50 pm
There there old boy, chin up. Look on the bright side, at least you won’t have to watch Big brother or X Factor ever again.
March 26, 2016 @ 4:09 pm
Now stand up and we have to spin you round three times, then you try to put the tail on the donkey
March 27, 2016 @ 2:06 pm
Right!…we’ll spin you around three times and you’ll have to pin the tail on the Nazi.
March 28, 2016 @ 3:41 pm
If the military had wanted you to have eyes… they would have issued you them.
March 31, 2016 @ 7:16 pm
The doctors say it will take a miracle to restore your eyesight. So we brought Father McKenzie along…
April 7, 2016 @ 10:44 am
He always take things to extremes, he had to taste it fifty times before he could decide if it was butter or marg.
April 7, 2016 @ 10:48 am
He never was good at botany, mistook hemlock for elderflower wine.
April 7, 2016 @ 10:50 am
Now we know sir, they were not Mushrooms, but Toadstools, poisonous toadstools.
April 7, 2016 @ 10:56 am
I am sorry to have to tell you, but Pvt Smith was only pretending to be a women at the camp cioncert.
April 10, 2016 @ 12:38 pm
The good thing is you don’t have to polish our boots anymore. You’re as blind as a batman!
April 10, 2016 @ 8:02 pm
Of course you’re still in the play! A wig, a sword and scales and you can be Lady Justice!
April 10, 2016 @ 8:10 pm
I’m sorry but you lost again, Kilroy. It was Father McKenzie who pinched you this time.
April 10, 2016 @ 8:15 pm
Fancy a game of ” I Spy”?
April 10, 2016 @ 8:21 pm
You’ll just have to accept being blind for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can see that, man!