28 Comments

  1. Tony
    March 14, 2016 @ 5:25 pm

    Now Johnston, I told you looking at porn would make you go blind.

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  2. Graham Butterworth
    March 14, 2016 @ 7:44 pm

    Come now old chap stiff upper lip remember were British
    and they might give you a stay of execution.

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  3. Tony
    March 16, 2016 @ 4:03 am

    I’ll bet that’s the last time you try to take a peek at those WRAC lasses through their keyhole

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  4. Les Quilter
    March 17, 2016 @ 2:07 am

    Come lad, where can we get a share of wood alcohol?

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  5. Les Quilter
    March 17, 2016 @ 3:20 am

    Please Smitty, tell us where they have hidden the still.

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  6. Anthony Hurdman
    March 18, 2016 @ 7:42 pm

    ” I SEE NO SHIPS ONLY HARDSHIPS.”

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  7. andrew Seaton
    March 18, 2016 @ 9:09 pm

    the thing is Carruthers your shortage in the leg department is making this game of blind mans buff a bit of a non starter old chap

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  8. Champaklal Lad
    March 18, 2016 @ 10:46 pm

    I’m not dead yet

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  9. Andrew J
    March 19, 2016 @ 8:21 am

    Look we know you are keen to get back into action but your request to be a tank driver we feel is a bit premature.

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  10. Julie T
    March 19, 2016 @ 9:49 am

    I say, didn’t you think playing blind man’s bluff in a minefield would be dangerous.

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  11. Joan Workman
    March 19, 2016 @ 7:08 pm

    Look old chap, your army career may be over, but there’s always the chance of appearing in a couple of long-running TV series…

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  12. Joe Agius
    March 20, 2016 @ 1:17 pm

    Forget your fiancee, man! She wasn’t woman enough to cope with this situation. From now on, it’s blind dates for you.

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  13. Joe Agius
    March 20, 2016 @ 1:49 pm

    Every day it’s always the same! Can’t we play something else besides “Blind Man’s Buff?”

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  14. Dylan
    March 20, 2016 @ 7:39 pm

    We DID say we’ll put you to sleep but it will have to be outside in front of a firing squad!

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  15. Tony
    March 21, 2016 @ 2:50 pm

    There there old boy, chin up. Look on the bright side, at least you won’t have to watch Big brother or X Factor ever again.

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  16. Paul McDonald
    March 26, 2016 @ 4:09 pm

    Now stand up and we have to spin you round three times, then you try to put the tail on the donkey

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  17. ed
    March 27, 2016 @ 2:06 pm

    Right!…we’ll spin you around three times and you’ll have to pin the tail on the Nazi.

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  18. Jake Setzer
    March 28, 2016 @ 3:41 pm

    If the military had wanted you to have eyes… they would have issued you them.

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  19. Joe Agius
    March 31, 2016 @ 7:16 pm

    The doctors say it will take a miracle to restore your eyesight. So we brought Father McKenzie along…

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  20. John Blakey
    April 7, 2016 @ 10:44 am

    He always take things to extremes, he had to taste it fifty times before he could decide if it was butter or marg.

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  21. John Blakey
    April 7, 2016 @ 10:48 am

    He never was good at botany, mistook hemlock for elderflower wine.

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  22. John Blakey
    April 7, 2016 @ 10:50 am

    Now we know sir, they were not Mushrooms, but Toadstools, poisonous toadstools.

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  23. John Blakey
    April 7, 2016 @ 10:56 am

    I am sorry to have to tell you, but Pvt Smith was only pretending to be a women at the camp cioncert.

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  24. Dylan
    April 10, 2016 @ 12:38 pm

    The good thing is you don’t have to polish our boots anymore. You’re as blind as a batman!

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  25. Joe Agius
    April 10, 2016 @ 8:02 pm

    Of course you’re still in the play! A wig, a sword and scales and you can be Lady Justice!

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  26. Joe Agius
    April 10, 2016 @ 8:10 pm

    I’m sorry but you lost again, Kilroy. It was Father McKenzie who pinched you this time.

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  27. Joe Agius
    April 10, 2016 @ 8:15 pm

    Fancy a game of ” I Spy”?

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  28. Joe Agius
    April 10, 2016 @ 8:21 pm

    You’ll just have to accept being blind for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can see that, man!

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