Competitions [Competition Closed] MHM 67 Caption Competition March 14, 2016 1 min read Think of something appropriately witty for this picture and leave your caption as a comment below. The best caption will be judged by the editorial team and published in the next issue of Military History Monthly! Share this Facebook Twitter Whatsapp Reddit Email 28 Comments Now Johnston, I told you looking at porn would make you go blind. Reply Come now old chap stiff upper lip remember were British and they might give you a stay of execution. Reply I’ll bet that’s the last time you try to take a peek at those WRAC lasses through their keyhole Reply Come lad, where can we get a share of wood alcohol? Reply Please Smitty, tell us where they have hidden the still. Reply ” I SEE NO SHIPS ONLY HARDSHIPS.” Reply the thing is Carruthers your shortage in the leg department is making this game of blind mans buff a bit of a non starter old chap Reply I’m not dead yet Reply Look we know you are keen to get back into action but your request to be a tank driver we feel is a bit premature. Reply I say, didn’t you think playing blind man’s bluff in a minefield would be dangerous. Reply Look old chap, your army career may be over, but there’s always the chance of appearing in a couple of long-running TV series… Reply Forget your fiancee, man! She wasn’t woman enough to cope with this situation. From now on, it’s blind dates for you. Reply Every day it’s always the same! Can’t we play something else besides “Blind Man’s Buff?” Reply We DID say we’ll put you to sleep but it will have to be outside in front of a firing squad! Reply There there old boy, chin up. Look on the bright side, at least you won’t have to watch Big brother or X Factor ever again. Reply Now stand up and we have to spin you round three times, then you try to put the tail on the donkey Reply Right!…we’ll spin you around three times and you’ll have to pin the tail on the Nazi. Reply If the military had wanted you to have eyes… they would have issued you them. Reply The doctors say it will take a miracle to restore your eyesight. So we brought Father McKenzie along… Reply He always take things to extremes, he had to taste it fifty times before he could decide if it was butter or marg. Reply He never was good at botany, mistook hemlock for elderflower wine. Reply Now we know sir, they were not Mushrooms, but Toadstools, poisonous toadstools. Reply I am sorry to have to tell you, but Pvt Smith was only pretending to be a women at the camp cioncert. Reply The good thing is you don’t have to polish our boots anymore. You’re as blind as a batman! Reply Of course you’re still in the play! A wig, a sword and scales and you can be Lady Justice! Reply I’m sorry but you lost again, Kilroy. It was Father McKenzie who pinched you this time. Reply Fancy a game of ” I Spy”? Reply You’ll just have to accept being blind for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can see that, man! Reply Leave a Reply to John Blakey Cancel replyYour email address will not be published.