MHM Caption Competition: June 2023 – Winners Announced!

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We asked you to come up with something appropriately witty for this image from our article on ‘The real Vlad Dracula‘ in the June/July 2023 issue of Military History Matters. Here are the winners:


‘You once said you’d stick your necks out for me – now’s your chance to prove it’ – Michael Smith


‘Vlad really did have a chequered past.’ – Antony Ward

‘Somebody really sucked the life out of this party.’ – Roger Pennyballs

‘Vlad, fancy going out for a bite?’ – James Heard


  1. Will someone please shut the windows, I don’t wish to let the vampire bats in – I hate competition!

  2. “Okay, we’re waiting, where are the fangs”? Vlad answers, “I’m buying”. “A round of stakes for everyone in the room”.

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