Can you come up with something appropriately witty for this image from our article on the Kaiser’s secret weapons from the August/ September 2026 issue of Military History Matters?
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OK, the first person to mention Don Quixote gets speared
Call yourself a chef? That’s how you serve a kebab!
Memo to self: must get my fingernails cut
Kaiser “Look over there”,
Officer “What is it, is the enemy making a move?.
Kaiser “No, I think I can see a rare Bay Breasted Warbler in the bushes over there”