Can you think of something appropriately witty for this image taken from our article on the battle for Crete from the June/July 2022 issue of Military History Matters? Leave your caption as an answer in the comments below.
The best captions will be chosen by our editorial team and published online in early August. Good luck!

Ach! I believe I just messed my pants!
-Where’s the fifth member of our 5-a-side team?
-You sent him for shooting practice sir
Ventriloquist dummy cheers up the troops.
Hi! I’m Denholm Elliott and I’m defecting from ENSA …
At least he’s got a good head on his shoulders
As Herman grins he whispers, “who are these two”?
Herman grins and wonders “why am I here”? “I better try a better grade of drugs”!
They call me The Collar King.
Those Persil ration tokens were supposed to last you all month sir
You tried to board using only a platform ticket.
Don’t mention the suit, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it
No, you can`t have Spitfires
The cough and drop brigade arrive at platform 1.
Your jacket would look like this too if you’d sat in a carriage full of pigeons
You may search me but, you won’t find my suicide pill.