[Competition Closed] MHM 43 – Caption Competition

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Think of something appropriately witty for this picture and leave your caption as a comment below. The best caption will be judged by the editorial team and published in the next issue of Military History Monthly!

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22 Comments

  1. So your the one from Cornwall, two things that come out of Cornwall, crabs, and pilchards, now i dont see you itching boy, so you must be a pilchard

  2. You think i am mean and ugly do you, you are right, i can be very mean, and really ugly,in fact when i was a baby mummy would take me out in the pram, and stuff a dummy in my mouth, with a twelve inch flange

  3. Well you really dont no your left from right do you, you are upsetting me, you are making me feel like a pubic hair on the rim of the toilet, you are about to piss me off.

  4. Does my breath smell?! Judging by your reaction I’ll go brush my teeth again before the meeting the the General!

  5. …and next time I catch you messing around with my wife, I’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks for being out of uniform!

  6. If i catch you smoking again lad, i will put you in the guard house, you will get three nun’s tobacco in there, nun to day, nun tomorrow, and nun the next bleeding day.

  7. Yes, its a touch of garlic, onions, pepperoni and Guinness from last night’s Saint Patrick’s Day festivities!

  8. Corporal B’Stard:”Private Magoo,you ‘orrible little excuse for a man,if you have to squint you should have been referred by the MO to Specsavers!”

  9. “You ‘orrible little man! I told you not to iron my stripes – now I’m missing two. Thanks to you I’ve gone from being Sergeant Major to lance-corporal you great clot!”

  10. “You ‘orrible little man! Didn’t I tell you NOT to iron my stripes. You caused two to fall off. . Yesterday I was a Sergeant Major! Thanks to you I am now a lance-corporal.

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