22 Comments

  1. Stephen Keane
    March 13, 2014 @ 7:34 pm

    Your halitosis is really bad today Corporal

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  2. Paul Whatley
    March 13, 2014 @ 10:17 pm

    I took your advice, Private. I’ve been using Listerine. Can you tell?

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  3. Mick Wyatt
    March 15, 2014 @ 8:45 am

    So your the one from Cornwall, two things that come out of Cornwall, crabs, and pilchards, now i dont see you itching boy, so you must be a pilchard

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  4. Mick Wyatt
    March 15, 2014 @ 8:57 am

    You think i am mean and ugly do you, you are right, i can be very mean, and really ugly,in fact when i was a baby mummy would take me out in the pram, and stuff a dummy in my mouth, with a twelve inch flange

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  5. Mick Wyatt
    March 15, 2014 @ 9:05 am

    Well you really dont no your left from right do you, you are upsetting me, you are making me feel like a pubic hair on the rim of the toilet, you are about to piss me off.

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  6. Elena Dunn
    March 16, 2014 @ 1:44 pm

    Does my breath smell?! Judging by your reaction I’ll go brush my teeth again before the meeting the the General!

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  7. Kevin McGhee
    March 16, 2014 @ 4:00 pm

    “You’ll love the company song, Arrrrrgaaaaaadoo doo, doo, push pineapple shake the tree”

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  8. Kevin McGhee
    March 16, 2014 @ 4:06 pm

    You said your my Mother now Corp, will you sing a lullaby to me? “Toora loora loora”

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  9. Alastair Kent
    March 17, 2014 @ 3:47 pm

    Breath mint anyone?

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  10. Joe Agius
    March 17, 2014 @ 6:38 pm

    …and next time I catch you messing around with my wife, I’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks for being out of uniform!

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  11. Mick Wyatt
    March 17, 2014 @ 7:30 pm

    If i catch you smoking again lad, i will put you in the guard house, you will get three nun’s tobacco in there, nun to day, nun tomorrow, and nun the next bleeding day.

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  12. Les Quilter
    March 17, 2014 @ 11:17 pm

    Yes, its a touch of garlic, onions, pepperoni and Guinness from last night’s Saint Patrick’s Day festivities!

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  13. Les Quilter
    March 20, 2014 @ 5:10 pm

    “Open yer mouth. I think you’re wearing my upper denture.”

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  14. Champaklal Lad
    March 21, 2014 @ 7:16 pm

    Can you here me ?

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  15. Jason Ollis
    March 22, 2014 @ 5:46 pm

    Know your enemy No 46….German garlic sausage

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  16. James Thewlis
    March 23, 2014 @ 6:26 am

    Do you have something to say about my grand plan of marching up and down the SQUARE!?

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  17. Kevin McGhee
    March 25, 2014 @ 4:33 pm

    “Look at you! you make me laugh, listen, hahaha hehehe ohohoh ahahah”

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  18. David Gradwick
    March 27, 2014 @ 11:34 pm

    Just another day at the top secret army ear plug testing unit.

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  19. Graham Gregory
    March 28, 2014 @ 1:33 pm

    Corporal B’Stard:”Private Magoo,you ‘orrible little excuse for a man,if you have to squint you should have been referred by the MO to Specsavers!”

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  20. Tom Edwards
    March 28, 2014 @ 9:21 pm

    Right you ‘orrible man. I’ve brushed, flossed and gargled! Is that better now?

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  21. Stephen R Johnson
    April 1, 2014 @ 1:16 pm

    “You ‘orrible little man! I told you not to iron my stripes – now I’m missing two. Thanks to you I’ve gone from being Sergeant Major to lance-corporal you great clot!”

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  22. Stephen R Johnson
    April 2, 2014 @ 12:27 pm

    “You ‘orrible little man! Didn’t I tell you NOT to iron my stripes. You caused two to fall off. . Yesterday I was a Sergeant Major! Thanks to you I am now a lance-corporal.

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