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March 13, 2014 @ 7:34 pm
Your halitosis is really bad today Corporal
March 13, 2014 @ 10:17 pm
I took your advice, Private. I’ve been using Listerine. Can you tell?
March 15, 2014 @ 8:45 am
So your the one from Cornwall, two things that come out of Cornwall, crabs, and pilchards, now i dont see you itching boy, so you must be a pilchard
March 15, 2014 @ 8:57 am
You think i am mean and ugly do you, you are right, i can be very mean, and really ugly,in fact when i was a baby mummy would take me out in the pram, and stuff a dummy in my mouth, with a twelve inch flange
March 15, 2014 @ 9:05 am
Well you really dont no your left from right do you, you are upsetting me, you are making me feel like a pubic hair on the rim of the toilet, you are about to piss me off.
March 16, 2014 @ 1:44 pm
Does my breath smell?! Judging by your reaction I’ll go brush my teeth again before the meeting the the General!
March 16, 2014 @ 4:00 pm
“You’ll love the company song, Arrrrrgaaaaaadoo doo, doo, push pineapple shake the tree”
March 16, 2014 @ 4:06 pm
You said your my Mother now Corp, will you sing a lullaby to me? “Toora loora loora”
March 17, 2014 @ 3:47 pm
Breath mint anyone?
March 17, 2014 @ 6:38 pm
…and next time I catch you messing around with my wife, I’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks for being out of uniform!
March 17, 2014 @ 7:30 pm
If i catch you smoking again lad, i will put you in the guard house, you will get three nun’s tobacco in there, nun to day, nun tomorrow, and nun the next bleeding day.
March 17, 2014 @ 11:17 pm
Yes, its a touch of garlic, onions, pepperoni and Guinness from last night’s Saint Patrick’s Day festivities!
March 20, 2014 @ 5:10 pm
“Open yer mouth. I think you’re wearing my upper denture.”
March 21, 2014 @ 7:16 pm
Can you here me ?
March 22, 2014 @ 5:46 pm
Know your enemy No 46….German garlic sausage
March 23, 2014 @ 6:26 am
Do you have something to say about my grand plan of marching up and down the SQUARE!?
March 25, 2014 @ 4:33 pm
“Look at you! you make me laugh, listen, hahaha hehehe ohohoh ahahah”
March 27, 2014 @ 11:34 pm
Just another day at the top secret army ear plug testing unit.
March 28, 2014 @ 1:33 pm
Corporal B’Stard:”Private Magoo,you ‘orrible little excuse for a man,if you have to squint you should have been referred by the MO to Specsavers!”
March 28, 2014 @ 9:21 pm
Right you ‘orrible man. I’ve brushed, flossed and gargled! Is that better now?
April 1, 2014 @ 1:16 pm
“You ‘orrible little man! I told you not to iron my stripes – now I’m missing two. Thanks to you I’ve gone from being Sergeant Major to lance-corporal you great clot!”
April 2, 2014 @ 12:27 pm
“You ‘orrible little man! Didn’t I tell you NOT to iron my stripes. You caused two to fall off. . Yesterday I was a Sergeant Major! Thanks to you I am now a lance-corporal.