We asked you to think of something appropriately witty for this image taken from our article on Dutch resistance, from the April issue of Military History Matters. Here are the winners:

WINNER:

‘Spread out! This is NOT really social distancing!’ — Les Quilter

RUNNERS-UP:

‘Cherchez la femme!’ — Hugo

‘There’s no secret message written here. It’s quilted toilet roll.’ — Ken Wilkinson



15 Comments

  1. Hugo
    March 10, 2020 @ 1:42 pm

    “Cherchez la femme ! “

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  2. Les Quilter
    March 10, 2020 @ 4:06 pm

    That’s the filthiest joke I ever read.

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  3. Stephen Keane
    March 10, 2020 @ 6:22 pm

    Yes all the German Bastogne’s are around here

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  4. Christopher Warner
    March 11, 2020 @ 10:53 am

    Lost American paratroopers show Dutch locals how they must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

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  5. ken wilkinson
    March 15, 2020 @ 4:57 pm

    “There`s no secret message written here, it`s quilted toilet roll.”

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  6. Saul Pachman
    March 23, 2020 @ 12:57 am

    Make a left turn here and follow the yellow brick road to Oz.

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  7. Toni Lapat
    March 31, 2020 @ 11:19 pm

    Brilliant underground press! Now… who can read Dutch Braille?

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  8. Stuart Cooper
    April 1, 2020 @ 9:21 am

    “Down to the lights. Chuck a left. Go past Tesco and take the first right. My gaff’s number 6. You can’t miss it”.

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  9. Calum Macleod
    April 6, 2020 @ 5:20 pm

    What wive must never know: When they’re not around, men will stop and ask for directions.

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  10. Toni Lapat
    April 6, 2020 @ 7:12 pm

    Brilliant underground press, now who can read Dutch Braille?

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  11. Billy McAlister
    April 8, 2020 @ 7:24 pm

    No I’m serious, there’s a cafe where you can smoke INSIDE!!

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  12. Les Quilter
    April 22, 2020 @ 8:48 pm

    Spread out! This is NOT really social distancing!

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  13. Jonathan J. Smith
    April 24, 2020 @ 12:41 pm

    The locals show where the town barber was abducted up by a UFO…

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  14. Rob Falconer
    May 1, 2020 @ 11:27 am

    Well I say that this is where you left the sat nav

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  15. Piotr Kożuchowski
    May 1, 2020 @ 6:26 pm

    Less than 2 km and on the right will be McDonald.

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