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March 8, 2017 @ 2:45 pm
You should thought of that BRFORE I started to plaster you !!
March 8, 2017 @ 3:00 pm
another fine mess you got into
March 8, 2017 @ 3:22 pm
Doctor, come quickly, I think he has escaped!
March 8, 2017 @ 3:58 pm
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes…….
March 8, 2017 @ 4:30 pm
….It’s the same every week, you go out with your mates and come home plastered!…
March 8, 2017 @ 4:31 pm
You itch where?!?…
March 8, 2017 @ 6:34 pm
Oh dear! Somebody has mixed the tubes!
March 8, 2017 @ 6:36 pm
You’re going to sue! But you don’t have a leg to stand on!
March 8, 2017 @ 8:06 pm
That will teach you to pinch my bottom!
March 8, 2017 @ 8:46 pm
Perhaps now you will remember to address me as “Lieutenant Sweetheart,” soldier!
March 9, 2017 @ 12:42 pm
As your Atos Advisor I delcare you fully fit for work, report to the building site in thirty minutes
March 9, 2017 @ 12:43 pm
So you came in with an in-growing toenail, went to the loo, and accidently got back in to the wrong bed? Oh dear!
March 9, 2017 @ 6:41 pm
Plastered and drip fed VODKA!
March 9, 2017 @ 7:13 pm
Don’t be a mummies boy! you’ll be fine!
March 9, 2017 @ 9:24 pm
And how are we today, Mr Karloff?
March 10, 2017 @ 12:14 am
The next thing you’re going to tell me is that under those bandages it that you are really invisible!
March 11, 2017 @ 9:42 am
I told you watch the step it was a biggun
March 11, 2017 @ 9:43 am
So the Sargnet said “Step Forward anyone without a broken bone”
March 10, 2017 @ 8:12 am
Ooh Matron, the wine is rotten!
March 10, 2017 @ 11:07 pm
Now…how will I get you to the bathroom?
March 12, 2017 @ 5:31 pm
Which way to the toilet nurse?
March 12, 2017 @ 6:27 pm
Nurse, nurse! The mummy is rising!
March 17, 2017 @ 11:55 am
Must have been a Heller of an accident!
March 17, 2017 @ 12:05 pm
When Geoff was hired by the local brewery, he didn’t expect to be THIS involved in the process…
March 30, 2017 @ 1:32 pm
I’m sorry sir, that particular service you requested is only available on BUPA
March 31, 2017 @ 1:46 am
Two, four, six, eight,
It’s time for you to urinate!
March 31, 2017 @ 1:47 am
You should see the other guy. Not a mark on him!
March 31, 2017 @ 1:49 am
Show me your ID!
March 31, 2017 @ 1:50 am
OK! Where does it itch?
March 31, 2017 @ 1:57 am
I always wanted to be a trapeze artist!
March 31, 2017 @ 1:58 am
And how was your exercise session?
March 31, 2017 @ 4:38 pm
So we put the red wine in here and it comes out as rose here
March 31, 2017 @ 5:23 pm
Nurse Jones was dismayed. It was positively the worst attempt at ‘downward dog’ she had ever seen…
April 2, 2017 @ 4:01 pm
Carruthers was certain he could kick his 50 a day habit with the aid of the Acme super size nicotine patch.
April 2, 2017 @ 4:50 pm
I’ve got an itch on my foot. Can you scratch it for me?
April 2, 2017 @ 4:59 pm
WO1 Bloggs demonstrates the dedication and effort required to become RSM of the Queen’s Own Malingerers