36 Comments

  1. A.Arbour
    March 8, 2017 @ 2:45 pm

    You should thought of that BRFORE I started to plaster you !!

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  2. frank clifford
    March 8, 2017 @ 3:00 pm

    another fine mess you got into

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  3. John Blakey
    March 8, 2017 @ 3:22 pm

    Doctor, come quickly, I think he has escaped!

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  4. Alistair Dey
    March 8, 2017 @ 3:58 pm

    Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes…….

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  5. Neil Traylen
    March 8, 2017 @ 4:30 pm

    ….It’s the same every week, you go out with your mates and come home plastered!…

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  6. Neil Traylen
    March 8, 2017 @ 4:31 pm

    You itch where?!?…

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  7. Les Quilter
    March 8, 2017 @ 6:34 pm

    Oh dear! Somebody has mixed the tubes!

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  8. Les Quilter
    March 8, 2017 @ 6:36 pm

    You’re going to sue! But you don’t have a leg to stand on!

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  9. Joe Agius
    March 8, 2017 @ 8:06 pm

    That will teach you to pinch my bottom!

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  10. ERIC MISENER
    March 8, 2017 @ 8:46 pm

    Perhaps now you will remember to address me as “Lieutenant Sweetheart,” soldier!

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  11. John Blakey
    March 9, 2017 @ 12:42 pm

    As your Atos Advisor I delcare you fully fit for work, report to the building site in thirty minutes

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  12. John Blakey
    March 9, 2017 @ 12:43 pm

    So you came in with an in-growing toenail, went to the loo, and accidently got back in to the wrong bed? Oh dear!

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  13. champaklal lad
    March 9, 2017 @ 6:41 pm

    Plastered and drip fed VODKA!

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  14. ROBERT NICHOLLS
    March 9, 2017 @ 7:13 pm

    Don’t be a mummies boy! you’ll be fine!

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  15. David Tremain
    March 9, 2017 @ 9:24 pm

    And how are we today, Mr Karloff?

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  16. Philip Cooter
    March 10, 2017 @ 12:14 am

    The next thing you’re going to tell me is that under those bandages it that you are really invisible!

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    • John Blakey
      March 11, 2017 @ 9:42 am

      I told you watch the step it was a biggun

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    • John Blakey
      March 11, 2017 @ 9:43 am

      So the Sargnet said “Step Forward anyone without a broken bone”

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  17. Alistair Dey
    March 10, 2017 @ 8:12 am

    Ooh Matron, the wine is rotten!

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  18. Lyn
    March 10, 2017 @ 11:07 pm

    Now…how will I get you to the bathroom?

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  19. Mr Nicholas Craig Bootle
    March 12, 2017 @ 5:31 pm

    Which way to the toilet nurse?

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  20. Joe Agius
    March 12, 2017 @ 6:27 pm

    Nurse, nurse! The mummy is rising!

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  21. Tim Munson
    March 17, 2017 @ 11:55 am

    Must have been a Heller of an accident!

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  22. Ken Bellows
    March 17, 2017 @ 12:05 pm

    When Geoff was hired by the local brewery, he didn’t expect to be THIS involved in the process…

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  23. Kevin Wraight
    March 30, 2017 @ 1:32 pm

    I’m sorry sir, that particular service you requested is only available on BUPA

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  24. Les Quilter
    March 31, 2017 @ 1:46 am

    Two, four, six, eight,
    It’s time for you to urinate!

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  25. Les Quilter
    March 31, 2017 @ 1:47 am

    You should see the other guy. Not a mark on him!

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  26. Les Quilter
    March 31, 2017 @ 1:49 am

    Show me your ID!

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  27. Les Quilter
    March 31, 2017 @ 1:50 am

    OK! Where does it itch?

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  28. Les Quilter
    March 31, 2017 @ 1:57 am

    I always wanted to be a trapeze artist!

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  29. Les Quilter
    March 31, 2017 @ 1:58 am

    And how was your exercise session?

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  30. Richard Krcmar
    March 31, 2017 @ 4:38 pm

    So we put the red wine in here and it comes out as rose here

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  31. Brigadier Frederick Grapes
    March 31, 2017 @ 5:23 pm

    Nurse Jones was dismayed. It was positively the worst attempt at ‘downward dog’ she had ever seen…

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  32. Mike davies
    April 2, 2017 @ 4:01 pm

    Carruthers was certain he could kick his 50 a day habit with the aid of the Acme super size nicotine patch.

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  33. Stuart Cooper
    April 2, 2017 @ 4:50 pm

    I’ve got an itch on my foot. Can you scratch it for me?

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  34. Rick Watt
    April 2, 2017 @ 4:59 pm

    WO1 Bloggs demonstrates the dedication and effort required to become RSM of the Queen’s Own Malingerers

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