Share this:
- Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)
- Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)
- Click to print (Opens in new window)
October 13, 2016 @ 4:01 pm
Right! Which one of you, put superglue on the chairs?
October 13, 2016 @ 8:55 pm
– Knock, knock. Why do Russians wear hats?
– To hide their baldshevism.
October 14, 2016 @ 5:29 pm
Vodka yesterday, Bourbon today, Scotch tomorrow, and all you can say is, “Hic!”
October 15, 2016 @ 5:18 pm
Right before we plan how to get rid of the bugger does anyone want their portrait painting?
October 16, 2016 @ 1:05 am
Clinton or Trump?
October 16, 2016 @ 10:17 am
The allied leaders discuss what they have in common.
October 16, 2016 @ 2:10 pm
Roosevelt -Soldier? Smirnoff? Salute? Stalin?
Churchill “Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never – in nothing, great or small, large or petty – never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense”
so I say again – I spy with my little eye something beginning with S
October 17, 2016 @ 3:51 pm
These blind dating sites leave a lot to be desired.
October 20, 2016 @ 7:55 pm
Why can’t I have a uniform like the other two?
October 21, 2016 @ 1:06 pm
The original Strictly judges were unimpressed by Monty’s Paso Doble.
October 22, 2016 @ 12:46 pm
Stalin – When shall we three meet again. In thunder, lightning or in rain?
Churchill – When the hurlyburly’s done, when the battle’s lost and won.
Roosevelt – That will be when il Duce is undone;
when we beat the Nazi hun ,
and might of the Rising Sun.
All together- You bet!
(with apologies to Shakespeare’s Macbeth)
October 24, 2016 @ 1:55 pm
“My question is for contestant number 3: what would be your ideal date and why?”
October 26, 2016 @ 2:38 pm
“If you guys would like a fourth for bridge, Molotov is available.”
October 26, 2016 @ 7:45 pm
– I wonder how Adolf is feeling about our triple alliance.
– You can bet he’s fuhrerious!
October 29, 2016 @ 1:09 am
A burp shows appreciation of a Chinese meal, so who broke wind?
November 1, 2016 @ 5:05 pm
Like their close relatives the meerkats, WW2 political leaders always made sure one of their number remained alert for threats
November 2, 2016 @ 2:59 pm
Joe couldn’t suppress a smirk when he reflected that he was the only one not facing re-election.
November 7, 2016 @ 6:42 pm
Somehow I don’t think we can beat Adolf at his own game just by playing Musical Chairs!
December 13, 2016 @ 4:45 pm
The re-make of Last of the Summer Wine just wasn’t up to audience expectations.