19 Comments

  1. John Blakey
    October 13, 2016 @ 4:01 pm

    Right! Which one of you, put superglue on the chairs?

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  2. Joe Agius
    October 13, 2016 @ 8:55 pm

    – Knock, knock. Why do Russians wear hats?
    – To hide their baldshevism.

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  3. Les Quilter
    October 14, 2016 @ 5:29 pm

    Vodka yesterday, Bourbon today, Scotch tomorrow, and all you can say is, “Hic!”

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  4. Graham Butterworth
    October 15, 2016 @ 5:18 pm

    Right before we plan how to get rid of the bugger does anyone want their portrait painting?

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  5. Champaklal Lad
    October 16, 2016 @ 1:05 am

    Clinton or Trump?

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  6. Rohan Saravanamuttu
    October 16, 2016 @ 10:17 am

    The allied leaders discuss what they have in common.

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  7. Kim Styles
    October 16, 2016 @ 2:10 pm

    Roosevelt -Soldier? Smirnoff? Salute? Stalin?

    Churchill “Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never – in nothing, great or small, large or petty – never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense”

    so I say again – I spy with my little eye something beginning with S

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  8. Stephen Brophy
    October 17, 2016 @ 3:51 pm

    These blind dating sites leave a lot to be desired.

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  9. Gary Bezant
    October 20, 2016 @ 7:55 pm

    Why can’t I have a uniform like the other two?

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  10. Richard Benson
    October 21, 2016 @ 1:06 pm

    The original Strictly judges were unimpressed by Monty’s Paso Doble.

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  11. Joe Agius
    October 22, 2016 @ 12:46 pm

    Stalin – When shall we three meet again. In thunder, lightning or in rain?
    Churchill – When the hurlyburly’s done, when the battle’s lost and won.
    Roosevelt – That will be when il Duce is undone;
    when we beat the Nazi hun ,
    and might of the Rising Sun.
    All together- You bet!

    (with apologies to Shakespeare’s Macbeth)

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  12. Kyle Rayner
    October 24, 2016 @ 1:55 pm

    “My question is for contestant number 3: what would be your ideal date and why?”

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  13. Peter RICHARDS
    October 26, 2016 @ 2:38 pm

    “If you guys would like a fourth for bridge, Molotov is available.”

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  14. Dylan
    October 26, 2016 @ 7:45 pm

    – I wonder how Adolf is feeling about our triple alliance.
    – You can bet he’s fuhrerious!

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  15. Les Quilter
    October 29, 2016 @ 1:09 am

    A burp shows appreciation of a Chinese meal, so who broke wind?

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  16. Colin Galletly
    November 1, 2016 @ 5:05 pm

    Like their close relatives the meerkats, WW2 political leaders always made sure one of their number remained alert for threats

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  17. Peter RICHARDS
    November 2, 2016 @ 2:59 pm

    Joe couldn’t suppress a smirk when he reflected that he was the only one not facing re-election.

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  18. Joe Agius
    November 7, 2016 @ 6:42 pm

    Somehow I don’t think we can beat Adolf at his own game just by playing Musical Chairs!

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  19. Mike Kirkby
    December 13, 2016 @ 4:45 pm

    The re-make of Last of the Summer Wine just wasn’t up to audience expectations.

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