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  1. David Pardoe
    June 14, 2014 @ 1:23 pm

    Never mind health and safety lad. The bayonet goes upwards

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  2. David King
    June 14, 2014 @ 1:29 pm

    Private Smith reflected that his manual of arms was probably missing a page.

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  3. A.Arbour
    June 15, 2014 @ 3:51 pm

    Other way up Sir ! (mutters under breath Military collage graduates I’ve ???*****!!!! ’em all

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  4. a dean
    June 16, 2014 @ 8:34 pm

    Does my bum look big in this?

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  5. Neil Kahn
    June 17, 2014 @ 2:38 pm

    Kennedy was slow on the uptake, and for the safety of the regiment, he was never issued bullets.

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  6. Chris Whiteside
    June 20, 2014 @ 9:55 pm

    “You get ready to bayonet any attacking Australians, and I’ll be ready to deal with any little green men from Mars”

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  7. Fred Coxen
    June 23, 2014 @ 2:54 am

    First soldier could not get his gun up, while the second one used Viagra

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  8. Dave Parkin
    June 24, 2014 @ 8:42 am

    “I’m warning you – one more step, and the ant gets it!”

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  9. Dave Parkin
    June 24, 2014 @ 8:48 am

    Nobody had told him that to get to hold the musket the right way up, he had first to grow a moustache…………

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  10. Les Quilter
    June 24, 2014 @ 11:22 pm

    Keep hold of yer rifle, laddie, just stand on yer ‘ead!

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  11. S. E. Carragher
    June 25, 2014 @ 8:52 pm

    ‘Aim for the stars and don’t put your foot in it!’

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  12. Gary Beach
    June 29, 2014 @ 9:05 pm

    Hey! look what happens to your sword when you hold your musket upside down.

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  13. Les Quilter
    July 3, 2014 @ 10:44 pm

    Hurry up man, shake out that spider!

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    • Neil Kahn
      July 3, 2014 @ 11:49 pm

      Sean’s special abilities were quickly recognized, and he was transferred to the Special Forces, TWIT Division

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  14. Charles Polk
    July 4, 2014 @ 12:46 am

    Viagra – before and after.

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  15. Les Quilter
    July 4, 2014 @ 12:54 am

    “Shoot yer toe off, private, and I’ll have you for cowardice”

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  16. rose p
    July 5, 2014 @ 7:08 pm

    I COULD FALL FOR YOU BUT YOUR BUTT IS THE WRONG WAY ROUND

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