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June 14, 2014 @ 1:23 pm
Never mind health and safety lad. The bayonet goes upwards
June 14, 2014 @ 1:29 pm
Private Smith reflected that his manual of arms was probably missing a page.
June 15, 2014 @ 3:51 pm
Other way up Sir ! (mutters under breath Military collage graduates I’ve ???*****!!!! ’em all
June 16, 2014 @ 8:34 pm
Does my bum look big in this?
June 17, 2014 @ 2:38 pm
Kennedy was slow on the uptake, and for the safety of the regiment, he was never issued bullets.
June 20, 2014 @ 9:55 pm
“You get ready to bayonet any attacking Australians, and I’ll be ready to deal with any little green men from Mars”
June 23, 2014 @ 2:54 am
First soldier could not get his gun up, while the second one used Viagra
June 24, 2014 @ 8:42 am
“I’m warning you – one more step, and the ant gets it!”
June 24, 2014 @ 8:48 am
Nobody had told him that to get to hold the musket the right way up, he had first to grow a moustache…………
June 24, 2014 @ 11:22 pm
Keep hold of yer rifle, laddie, just stand on yer ‘ead!
June 25, 2014 @ 8:52 pm
‘Aim for the stars and don’t put your foot in it!’
June 29, 2014 @ 9:05 pm
Hey! look what happens to your sword when you hold your musket upside down.
July 3, 2014 @ 10:44 pm
Hurry up man, shake out that spider!
July 3, 2014 @ 11:49 pm
Sean’s special abilities were quickly recognized, and he was transferred to the Special Forces, TWIT Division
July 4, 2014 @ 12:46 am
Viagra – before and after.
July 4, 2014 @ 12:54 am
“Shoot yer toe off, private, and I’ll have you for cowardice”
July 5, 2014 @ 7:08 pm
I COULD FALL FOR YOU BUT YOUR BUTT IS THE WRONG WAY ROUND