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  1. Derek Clements
    March 8, 2012 @ 1:18 pm

    It’s all very well you waving your sword in the air, the bloke behind me has just stuck his up my **** trying to follow your example!

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  2. Catherine Warr
    March 8, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

    ‘Well if the Austrians do kill me, at least I’ll have warm ears.’

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  3. Kevin McGhee
    March 8, 2012 @ 7:15 pm

    “Have you got your purse, Sir” “yes Sir it’s here in my breast pocket,why? “As agreed, the loser buys the first round, to the pub”

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  4. Simon Hallam
    March 15, 2012 @ 10:18 am

    ‘Now Dobbin! Advance on your ‘ind legs as I trained you! Put ze fear of God in zeese Austrian swine!’ bellowed Marshal Jean Baptiste Jourdan.
    ‘Up yours you furry-eared ponce,’ thought poor Dobbin.

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  5. Kevin McGhee
    March 15, 2012 @ 11:35 am

    “Have you got my car keys? “Yes sir” “Will you be a jolly good fellow and move my car, its parked over there”
    Or
    “My Aunt Agnes lives over there so will you all do quite fighting near her cottage, she’s not been very well”

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  6. David Dale
    March 15, 2012 @ 12:54 pm

    Heartburn !!! yes sure, the chemist is over there on the right

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  7. Craig Walters
    March 15, 2012 @ 1:07 pm

    Note to self: Whilst looking dramatic and fabulous in equal measures as the centre piece of the battle scene try not to undo all your hard work by making awkward eye contact with the painter…

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  8. Russell Ellis
    March 16, 2012 @ 8:48 pm

    Mummy say’s dinner is ready and it is over there.

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  9. Rhys Pugh
    March 17, 2012 @ 5:49 pm

    I knew i should never have purchased that Andulucians performing horse! Its done nothing but dance all the way here!
    I suppose i have to go to spain to get a refund now….

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  10. Chris Sonter
    March 19, 2012 @ 11:20 am

    Even Jose the horse knew that now was not the time for a declaration of love.

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  11. Chris Pastfield
    March 19, 2012 @ 1:43 pm

    “Gad sir! What is that foul stench?”
    “Blame the horse, Sergeant. Blame the horse.”

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