[Competition Closed] MHM 19: Caption Competition

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Think of something appropriately witty for this picture and leave your caption as a comment below. The best caption will be judged by the editorial team and published in the next issue of Military History Monthly!


  1. “Have you got your purse, Sir” “yes Sir it’s here in my breast pocket,why? “As agreed, the loser buys the first round, to the pub”

  2. ‘Now Dobbin! Advance on your ‘ind legs as I trained you! Put ze fear of God in zeese Austrian swine!’ bellowed Marshal Jean Baptiste Jourdan.
    ‘Up yours you furry-eared ponce,’ thought poor Dobbin.

  3. “Have you got my car keys? “Yes sir” “Will you be a jolly good fellow and move my car, its parked over there”
    “My Aunt Agnes lives over there so will you all do quite fighting near her cottage, she’s not been very well”

  4. Note to self: Whilst looking dramatic and fabulous in equal measures as the centre piece of the battle scene try not to undo all your hard work by making awkward eye contact with the painter…

  5. I knew i should never have purchased that Andulucians performing horse! Its done nothing but dance all the way here!
    I suppose i have to go to spain to get a refund now….

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