We asked you to come up with something appropriately witty for this image from our article on Arminius in the October/November 2023 issue of Military History Matters. Here are the winners:
WINNER:
‘The inaugural game of Rock, Paper, Scissors got off to a confusing start’ – Dexter Williams
RUNNER-UP:
‘The crop top was certainly a bold choice!’ – Frank Rawkins
The inaugural game of Rock, Paper, Scissors got off to a confusing start.
The crop top was certainly a bold choice!
The Battle of the Fridge was awful ..much damage done.
Arminius won.
Are you ready for the rock paper slap competition?
History throws up some shady characters.
But, Sir, surely you knew that you have to bring a tent to Glastonbury?
O.K., I’ve got my baton. Now where’s the orchestra?
Sorry, Sir, but the only accommodation we could find was at Tents ‘R’ Us
We are of the accord that gluten free is the way to go to prevent bloat, Sir.
Sir, you’re belly is attempting to make a run for it
TmI think that turkey I ate earlier is coming back up on me
We’re from the IOC & are investigating irregularities in your last relay race. Namely you passed your baton to the wrong side to gain an advantage.
I’m not sure of the translation General, but I think they have awarded you a great honour, ‘The short end of the stick’, and they want you to accomany them to the forest of Teutoberg for some sort of presentation.
“Let me lift up my shirt and show you why you should have called the doctor….”
I would deplore his appearance but it seems he’s already got the bird.
We represent a corporation, speaking of which, you seem to have a large one of your own.
Well using that band to check if you’ve put on weight obviously didn’t work
I’m sick of these shoulder grapes and this stick of rock, give me some of that hair in a bun
Men you have to toughen up your image. You look like my Auntie.
Waiting for wives to leave the Ladies can be tedious!
“I’ve tried everything, do think Cool Sculpting will work”?
Whatever you do don`t make him laugh it might cause a Tsunami.
I wonder who’s the hair stylist for the three wise men?
What do you mean it’s been double booked?
What a stench. Coming here and having to shed our shoes!
Tell the doctor I sometimes think I’m a tepee and sometimes I think I’m a wigwam … or am I just two tents?