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  1. John Blakey
    March 5, 2018 @ 9:54 am

    The Munchkin croquet team

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  2. Marcus Townley
    March 5, 2018 @ 1:11 pm

    “Standards Bellington Smith …..where is your stick ? how on earth are going to face the enemies machine guns with out your stick ? you’ve just got 5 extras

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  3. WILLIAM TANG
    March 5, 2018 @ 1:45 pm

    Next up, Chinese female polo team. (For the uninitiated, Chinese women played polo during the Imperial Tang dynasty.)

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  4. Les Quilter
    March 5, 2018 @ 4:34 pm

    Tea break for defaulters.

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  5. Stephen Keane
    March 6, 2018 @ 2:59 pm

    “I say, think you have forgotten your weapon old boy”

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  6. Lance Craner
    March 7, 2018 @ 6:14 pm

    The 1912 Military Uniforms & Weapons Catalog released.

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  7. Mark A Mitchels
    March 8, 2018 @ 12:59 pm

    I say chaps – there’s a fellow over there taking our d—d photo. Shall we de-bag him?

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  8. Paul Donnelly
    March 8, 2018 @ 7:08 pm

    I don’t know about you, Carruthers, but its the bally waiting that I can’t take.

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  9. Les Quilter
    March 9, 2018 @ 3:56 am

    “I thought he colonel said we could play a stupid chukka. Was he being rude?!”

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  10. David Parkin
    March 9, 2018 @ 3:21 pm

    “I can’t help thinking that this whole polo thing would be a damned sight more fun if we actually had ponies!”

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  11. David Parkin
    March 9, 2018 @ 3:32 pm

    They hadn’t spoken to Smithers since he had shaved off his moustache, but with Blenkinsop now sporting a cap it was noticeable that team morale had hit a new low.

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  12. David Parkin
    March 9, 2018 @ 3:51 pm

    Tomlinson was having a bad hair day, and so he turned up for the shoot disguised as a bush.

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  13. David Parkin
    March 10, 2018 @ 2:16 pm

    That awkward moment when you realise that you have turned up for a platoon billiards competition with the wrong gear.

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  14. Ian Picken
    March 13, 2018 @ 8:05 am

    I say old chap,take that STUPID cap off…..

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  15. Les Quilter
    March 13, 2018 @ 10:54 pm

    Lunch time’s over: back down the sewer.

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  16. Anthony Lewis
    March 16, 2018 @ 12:21 am

    After a night celebrating another match win no one in the team could remember where they’d left the horses!

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  17. Chris Crowcroft
    March 16, 2018 @ 4:38 pm

    Shame we had to eat the polo horses.

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  18. David Parkin
    March 19, 2018 @ 5:57 pm

    The Surrey Slouchers were in relaxed form waiting for their next game against the Corinthian Casuals.

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  19. Les Quilter
    March 23, 2018 @ 5:51 pm

    These sticks don’t play a tune as good as the horns in the Swiss alps.

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  20. Monty Urquhart
    March 27, 2018 @ 10:39 am

    We’ll chukka you out if you wear that cap again

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  21. Craig Denver
    March 27, 2018 @ 10:40 am

    Quidditch was very different before Harry Potter joined Hogwarts.

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  22. Jeff Bantham
    March 27, 2018 @ 10:43 am

    They may be good at polo but looking at the right camera was rather more taxing…

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  23. David Parkin
    March 28, 2018 @ 3:27 pm

    The team was shocked to learn that some of the other teams regarded them as poseurs.

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  24. Christopher Warner
    March 30, 2018 @ 12:46 am

    “Chakdara” — the latest Polo fragrance by Ralph Lauren.

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  25. Christopher Warner
    April 2, 2018 @ 7:02 pm

    Chakdara — the new Polo fragrance by Ralph Lauren

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