21 Comments

  1. John Blakey
    November 9, 2017 @ 4:54 pm

    New regulations came in today giving extra powers to Group 4 security guards

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  2. Les Quilter
    November 9, 2017 @ 7:58 pm

    Choose your spot, we must insert skewers for the barbeque in the right place!

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  3. Marcus Townley
    November 10, 2017 @ 1:09 pm

    Yes the Arch Bishop is now medium rare

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  4. Les Quilter
    November 10, 2017 @ 6:30 pm

    He was the transgressor in a ‘sworded’ affair!

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  5. Les Quilter
    November 11, 2017 @ 6:12 pm

    Our weekly visit to the carvery has become a little too serious!

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  6. Les Quilter
    November 11, 2017 @ 9:39 pm

    Knit one, purl two, then cast off!

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  7. Les Quilter
    November 12, 2017 @ 6:43 pm

    When we say, ‘You need a haircut,’ we mean it!

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  8. doran moore
    November 13, 2017 @ 12:17 am

    as your doctors we must lance that terrible boil on your nose!!!

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  9. Calum Macleod
    November 13, 2017 @ 5:31 pm

    It was at that point that Billy came to suspect they might be lying about their acupuncture qualifications.

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  10. David Gradwick
    November 13, 2017 @ 9:22 pm

    The Wilkinson brothers invent the twin blade system.

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  11. Philip Cooter
    November 14, 2017 @ 3:03 pm

    What have you done to our beloved Nutella?

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  12. Paul Steeples
    November 15, 2017 @ 5:27 pm

    Ok ok I do I do I do

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  13. Joseph Wesolowski
    November 17, 2017 @ 1:25 pm

    Okay let’s cut to the point.

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  14. Les Quilter
    November 21, 2017 @ 9:48 pm

    It can’t be a hernia. He’s male, so he has a hisnia!

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  15. Tam P
    November 23, 2017 @ 7:59 am

    Your Fault for being called Wilkinson

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  16. R. Proctor
    November 23, 2017 @ 12:50 pm

    Don’t be a baby. It’s only the flu jab!

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  17. Barry Carter
    November 24, 2017 @ 3:32 pm

    There was a bit of an overreaction when Prue accidentally revealed the winner of Bake Off early

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  18. Francis Welby
    November 24, 2017 @ 3:34 pm

    That’s enough guys. I think he gets the point!

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  19. Harry Templeton
    November 24, 2017 @ 5:25 pm

    The eagerness to grab a bargain on Black Friday took an aggressive turn for the worse…

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  20. kaye steeper
    November 26, 2017 @ 12:42 pm

    You failed the DWP Fit for Work Test!!

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  21. Greg Phillips
    December 10, 2017 @ 6:19 am

    I TOLD you not to eat the last Tater Tot!!!

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