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  1. John Blakey
    October 11, 2017 @ 12:41 pm

    And I hereby find this welfare cleint, fully fit for work

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  2. Les Quilter
    October 11, 2017 @ 2:41 pm

    Anyone else ‘heading’ home?

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  3. Sean McCready
    October 12, 2017 @ 4:02 am

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ain’t got nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody….

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  4. Marcus Townley
    October 12, 2017 @ 7:37 am

    They never mentioned this , in the Nursery Rhyme. Now we have to apply Parental Discretion ,

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  5. Jonathan Poulton
    October 12, 2017 @ 12:27 pm

    Le Comte d’Elevé always considered himself head and shoulders above the bourgeoisie, even without his shoulders.

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  6. Alex Flintham
    October 12, 2017 @ 12:50 pm

    Does anyone know whose head this is?

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  7. David Flintham
    October 12, 2017 @ 12:53 pm

    Citizen Paracetamol demonstrates his first attempt at a permanent cure for the headache

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  8. David Flintham
    October 12, 2017 @ 12:58 pm

    A public demonstration of the operation to remove an in-growing toenail goes horribly wrong when the surgeon is led to the wrong end of the operating table

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  9. Graham Butterworth
    October 12, 2017 @ 5:32 pm

    Anybody what to buy a cheap hat

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  10. Les Quilter
    October 12, 2017 @ 6:14 pm

    This will create havoc on Body Mass Index readings!

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  11. Edna Irvine
    October 12, 2017 @ 10:23 pm

    A 1789 poll conducted by the people of France found that the nation’s favourite piece of jewellery was the neck-less

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  12. Les Quilter
    October 13, 2017 @ 4:03 am

    Fresh head, monsieurs! Who’ll start the bidding at fifty francs?

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  13. David Gradwick
    October 15, 2017 @ 9:44 pm

    When we said you need to get ahead that was not what we meant!

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  14. Joe Agius
    October 16, 2017 @ 8:28 am

    – Heads or tails?
    – HEADS, HEADS, HEADS…!!!

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  15. Geoffrey Carpenter
    October 19, 2017 @ 12:09 pm

    That’s one way to get ahead in the world…

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  16. Trevor Whittingham
    October 19, 2017 @ 12:11 pm

    Brexit negotiations just took a turn for the worse…

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  17. Colin Clement
    October 20, 2017 @ 12:26 pm

    and for my next trick…I’ll need another volunteer from the audience.

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  18. Les Quilter
    October 23, 2017 @ 3:13 pm

    Citizen Francois, You’ll need your mop and bucket to clean this mess!

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  19. John Blandford
    November 1, 2017 @ 10:58 pm

    Robespierre has granted a pardon-oops

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  20. Neil Traylen
    November 8, 2017 @ 5:26 pm

    What a great set of captions. Cannot have been easy to pick a winner. Regards Neil

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