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January 11, 2017 @ 4:11 pm
So ‘ave we found the idiot who put a cup full of sugar in the fuel tank?
January 13, 2017 @ 10:25 am
ZO…IF I AM TO HISTORY REMEMBERED FOR HAVING ONLY ONE BALLISTIC DEVICE..’
January 11, 2017 @ 6:35 pm
This new ‘Small Portable Gun’ which you have had made…….are you sure it has been made to the correct scale!
January 11, 2017 @ 7:57 pm
You realise of course, that if we don’t put a guard on it, the rail unions won’t allow us to move it?
January 11, 2017 @ 8:39 pm
Yeah impressive but how the devil are you going to light it
January 11, 2017 @ 8:56 pm
I’ve never fired a shot in anchor before….
January 11, 2017 @ 8:59 pm
“Southern apologise for the delay in the 5.23 to Brighton – there is the wrong type of giant gun on the line”
January 11, 2017 @ 9:00 pm
ASLEF raise the stakes in the long running dispute with Southern
January 11, 2017 @ 9:17 pm
The way to scare them is to put two tiny dolls next to a small gun and send them the pictures – the British have no idea of scale
January 12, 2017 @ 9:16 am
So Logistics have sent 500 of these things to the Mobile Bath Unit, instead of loufah’s?
January 12, 2017 @ 12:20 pm
This will of course fit into our new tank called the Mini-Maus
January 12, 2017 @ 7:02 pm
And you say it was all done with Airfix?
January 13, 2017 @ 10:30 am
Yes, but can the driver really see all the doors?
January 13, 2017 @ 11:10 am
VY-SO LONG UND POTENT??-HERR DR FREUD TELLS ME IT IS CALLED ‘DAS COMPENSATION THEORY’
January 13, 2017 @ 11:07 am
ZO – I HAVE ONLY ONE BALL-ISTIC DEVICE-JA? – TOMMY SMART-BOTTOMS !!
January 13, 2017 @ 12:46 pm
The recoil should send it back to Berlin! Hold on to your hats….
January 14, 2017 @ 8:18 am
We’re gonna need a bigger locomotive….
January 14, 2017 @ 9:40 am
I see the Fuhrer’s new cigarette lighter has arrived.
January 14, 2017 @ 1:07 pm
They say size doesn’t matter size is everything!
January 14, 2017 @ 5:22 pm
So, Teresa May, you vant to leave zer EU?
January 15, 2017 @ 1:17 pm
so how big was the instruction mannual
January 16, 2017 @ 10:04 am
“Inches, you fool Gustav – inches!”
January 17, 2017 @ 11:40 am
What do you mean I’m overcompensating for something?!
January 17, 2017 @ 11:44 am
All right, own up! Who gave Thomas the Tank Engine viagra?
January 17, 2017 @ 5:10 pm
John felt really stupid, as, having successfully purchased a brand new super-duper Range Rover, he realised his driveway may not actually be big enough to accommodate it.
January 18, 2017 @ 3:33 pm
We’re going to need bigger bullets…
January 20, 2017 @ 11:41 am
We need to find another way home. This level – crossing is a right pain!
January 20, 2017 @ 7:10 pm
See mien Fuhrer even our human cannonball act’s are bigger than anyone else’s.
January 21, 2017 @ 4:58 pm
British Rail experiment with radical new way to cut passenger journey times
January 25, 2017 @ 2:46 pm
Nein, Nein Mein Fuhrer I’m sure those soldiers said “There’s a big SHOT over there”!
January 27, 2017 @ 6:46 pm
And to trigger Brexit I press what exactly?….
February 6, 2017 @ 5:16 pm
“You think the Fuhrer is trying to over-compensate for his small schnitzel or does he just like big guns?”
February 6, 2017 @ 5:28 pm
Nein, Hans! Dat is mein hause you’re aiming at.
February 6, 2017 @ 9:18 pm
What do you mean ‘they won’t let us move it with a driver only train’……