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  1. John Blakey
    December 9, 2016 @ 5:09 pm

    Whose stupid idea was it, to put the toilet there?

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  2. Michael Lynskey
    December 11, 2016 @ 4:54 am

    Now, I’m sure I left my sandwiches in here somewhere.

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  3. Edward Lynskey
    December 11, 2016 @ 5:02 am

    Isn’t there supposed to be an engine in here?

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  4. Peter RICHARDS
    December 11, 2016 @ 11:46 am

    I told you we should have booked a cruise, not this budget airline City Break

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  5. Paul Flint
    December 12, 2016 @ 6:31 pm

    “Not to worry …… that ship is going to pick up my spanner!”

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  6. [email protected]
    December 12, 2016 @ 7:35 pm

    I think your son does need to be changed after all. But is dropping him into the arms of your wife on the hospital ship a good idea? Hmm I think the crew are in favour!

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  7. Brian
    December 13, 2016 @ 12:36 pm

    No, the chips are not ready yet !

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  8. Mike Kirkby
    December 13, 2016 @ 4:39 pm

    Neil was starting to think Clive’s competitive streak at playing battleships was getting out of hand.

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  9. Mike davies
    December 13, 2016 @ 10:58 pm

    I know i packed the rum supply somewhere.

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  10. Matthew Bennett
    December 14, 2016 @ 10:23 am

    Sorry chaps, there’s really only room for one in the life raft…

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  11. Geoff Carpenter
    December 20, 2016 @ 4:55 pm

    B5? You sank my Battleship!

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  12. Andy Porchester
    December 20, 2016 @ 4:57 pm

    Possibly not the best place to play hide and seek…

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  13. Meredith Eames
    December 20, 2016 @ 4:58 pm

    Oi Roger, weren’t you supposed to launch the boat before we took off!

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  14. Geoff Carpenter
    December 20, 2016 @ 5:03 pm

    Apparently there’s a rare Pokemon nearby…

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  15. aminorkey
    January 1, 2017 @ 7:30 pm

    September 1944, Dougie prepares for the maiden bungee jump, prior to the invention of the bungee cord in October 1944.

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  16. Karen Berner
    January 7, 2017 @ 6:57 pm

    We are surrounded by idiots. Now whose the brave one to slip into this life boat and welcome them?

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  17. John D Blake
    January 8, 2017 @ 12:27 am

    Come out to the coast, you said. Get some sun, you said. We’ll have some laughs, you said. Didn’t bother to mention that the engine’s buggered and people would be shooting at us did you?

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  18. avmartin30
    January 8, 2017 @ 11:58 pm

    Smoking regulations for employees meant that you had to now go out to the designated smokers area and dispose of the cigarette butt accordingly

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  19. Colin Galletly
    January 11, 2017 @ 8:53 pm

    He hoped that the crew did not notice his little bout of airsickness

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  20. Colin Galletly
    January 11, 2017 @ 8:56 pm

    Franz was disappointed that the “what the butler saw” machine turned out to be battleships….

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