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  1. James H
    August 16, 2016 @ 5:36 pm

    phwooooarrr, whos been eating sprouts????

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  2. Stephen Brophy
    August 16, 2016 @ 6:40 pm

    After a dinner of baked beans and a heavy night on the beer, the consequences next morning were too awful to contemplate.

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  3. Les Quilter
    August 17, 2016 @ 12:28 am

    That fat man over there ate fried onions and cabbage!

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  4. Stephen R Johnson
    August 17, 2016 @ 10:42 am

    “Look, for the last time! Danger Gas isn’t a product, it isn’t for sale, and NO we are not meter readers”

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  5. edward654
    August 17, 2016 @ 11:58 am

    A dangerous concentration of hot air has been identified in the Westminster area

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  6. David Gradwick
    August 17, 2016 @ 4:07 pm

    Why do they insist on serving curry in the mess?

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  7. Joe Agius
    August 17, 2016 @ 8:16 pm

    The first Farting Contest was a roaring success. All the seats were taken except one!

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  8. Arnold Mulligan
    August 18, 2016 @ 2:37 pm

    The lengths we have to go to when Donald Trump comes to town!

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  9. Barry Manilow
    August 18, 2016 @ 2:49 pm

    “He who smelt it dealt it” wouldn’t help them get to the bottom of it this time…

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  10. Dylan
    August 19, 2016 @ 2:46 pm

    For some inexplicable reason, dressing up as gasbags and holding clearly written placards failed to convey a simple enough wartime message :”Idle Talk could cost lives”

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  11. Joe Agius
    August 19, 2016 @ 3:02 pm

    Most of you would be surprised to know that there was a “Star Wars” movie made during wartime. It won 3 academy awards for a) Best costumes and make-up, b) best unsound-truck and c) best smelly special effects because of which, the director had to leave his seat in a hurry.

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  12. Dylan
    August 19, 2016 @ 3:30 pm

    For some inexplicable reason, dressing up as gas bags and holding clearly-written placards failed to get through the obvious wartime message: “Idle talk could cost lives”.

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  13. Dylan
    August 19, 2016 @ 4:19 pm

    It was a festive day in Surrey. They were celebrating Guy Fawkes’s Gas-Power Plot.

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  14. Joe Agius
    August 21, 2016 @ 7:58 pm

    – The Martian invaders have landed on a gasoline truck!
    – Yeah, bang on target! Good thing they can’t read the warning signs!

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  15. A.Arbour
    August 23, 2016 @ 1:31 pm

    I wish Beyoncé would give the curried baked beans a rest

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  16. Champaklal Lad
    August 23, 2016 @ 5:11 pm

    Where’s the chairman ? He farted and left

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