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  1. John Blakey
    May 10, 2016 @ 10:14 am

    Look chaps, if we don’t get this resturant bill sorted out, then we are going to miss the rest of the war.

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  2. Roger Laing
    May 10, 2016 @ 12:27 pm

    “Bloody hell, Hogarth; I was expecting a mention in despatches, not a P45 !”

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  3. Les Quilter
    May 10, 2016 @ 5:00 pm

    Let’s move on, chaps, this is a ticket for loitering.

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  4. Calum Macleod
    May 11, 2016 @ 3:32 pm

    It was always the same: while Ted and Joe put their thinking caps on, Dave just stood there and took the pith.

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  5. Stephen R Johnson
    May 11, 2016 @ 8:46 pm

    “I say…this fancy dress marlarkey…do you think its really wise to go as Chairman Mao?”

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  6. A.Arbour
    May 12, 2016 @ 6:05 pm

    Well, you have got your Road Tax, Insurance and MOT for your camel, but you were failed in a three point turn, and reversing into a car parking space, you will have to take the Camel test again.

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  7. Alistair Dey
    May 13, 2016 @ 9:41 am

    And this is the first draft of my short story “One Pillar of Wisdom”

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  8. GRAHAM bUTTERWORTH
    May 13, 2016 @ 10:02 am

    Damn ! Still no applications for a trainee suicide.

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    • Graham Butterworth
      May 13, 2016 @ 10:14 am

      Damn! Still no applications for a trainee suicide pilot

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  9. David Gradwick
    May 13, 2016 @ 5:46 pm

    See! It does wash whiter than white.

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  10. Chris Dickenson
    May 14, 2016 @ 12:24 pm

    It’s a picture-postcard from my mum in Brighton.

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  11. Colin Galletly
    May 15, 2016 @ 7:18 pm

    Well if your going to keep parking your camel on double yellow lines, your going to keep getting parking tickets

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  12. Paul Donnelly
    May 16, 2016 @ 10:43 am

    Are you sure, Lawrence, it says here that Leicester City are 500 to 1 to win the league?

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  13. Ian Hampton
    May 16, 2016 @ 1:49 pm

    You fancy Bournemouth this year?, Personally I’d prefer somewhere warmer.

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  14. David Flintham
    May 16, 2016 @ 7:09 pm

    Will the real John Hume Ross please step forward.

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  15. David Flintham
    May 16, 2016 @ 7:10 pm

    The well know legal firm of Ross, Shaw and Lawrence discuss their first case.

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  16. David Flintham
    May 16, 2016 @ 7:11 pm

    The jury judges the Peter O’Toole look-alike contest.

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  17. Joe Agius
    May 17, 2016 @ 6:44 pm

    This Neil Faulkner knows too many embarrassing secrets about me. We must stop him from publishing!

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  18. Joe Agius
    May 17, 2016 @ 6:47 pm

    Cor! Look at those harem girls! We should start calling you Lawrence Of The Arabian Nights!

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  19. Martin Simons
    May 20, 2016 @ 11:15 am

    And here is another one of the sand dunes!

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  20. Martin Simons
    May 20, 2016 @ 11:16 am

    Are you sure that said ‘BLEACH’

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  21. Ayla Hogg
    May 23, 2016 @ 8:17 pm

    Does anyone remember where we parked the camel? This is the last time that we trust your directions George, by the time that we find the camel the war is going to be over! I’m also rather sure that parking tickets are a lot higher here.

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  22. Michael Dinneen
    June 2, 2016 @ 10:32 am

    It’s alright for you two but I look a right prat in a hat.

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  23. Joe Agius
    June 5, 2016 @ 3:08 pm

    – I’ve looked in all the pages but I can’t see my picture anywhere.
    – All you have to do is open a secret bank account abroad and you’ll be in the Panama Papers too!

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