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  1. Les Quilter
    April 11, 2016 @ 5:26 pm

    I wonder why Quasimodo is late.

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    • Lionel Cheah Kai en
      April 26, 2016 @ 1:33 pm

      Tonight On Who Hangs First! Donald Trump, Tony Blair, Alexis Tsipras, or al-Baghadi the leader of ISIS?

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  2. Shane Walker
    April 12, 2016 @ 2:10 am

    Where are the four guys we hangin today?

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  3. John Blakey
    April 12, 2016 @ 3:25 pm

    Right men, in the event of the ‘balloon going up’ it is our job to see that it stays down, so hold on tight!

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  4. Les Quilter
    April 12, 2016 @ 6:16 pm

    The fifth guy dropped a clanger.

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  5. jerry henderson
    April 15, 2016 @ 8:50 am

    look here Fritz there are only four of us, if you produce any more wind this bloody zeppelin will take off!

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  6. Joan Workman
    April 15, 2016 @ 12:39 pm

    Although the bells had been removed for the war effort, the team were eager to practise their pulling power.

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  7. Terry Harrison
    April 15, 2016 @ 4:54 pm

    Dodgy Dave and friends pulling another one.

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  8. Joe Agius
    April 17, 2016 @ 6:08 pm

    Gone are the good old days when a youngster would offer you his seat.

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  9. Joe Agius
    April 17, 2016 @ 7:00 pm

    Mmm…..now let ME suggest another way how to play tug-of-war…

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  10. Joe Agius
    April 17, 2016 @ 7:08 pm

    -And what, may I ask, are hanging around for in the execution room?
    – Just practising..

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  11. Dylan
    April 18, 2016 @ 8:34 am

    The 4 finalists of the 2016 Grand National Contest: “Britain’s Got Ballet”

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  12. Dylan
    April 18, 2016 @ 8:36 am

    What famous last words did the condemned man say to his executioners?
    “You’ll be the death of me!”

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  13. Dylan
    April 18, 2016 @ 8:47 am

    4 nervous candidates brace themselves for the last, definite test, knowing full well that the best swinger among them will pass the audition and be the next Tarzan in his latest movie: “Not That Ape-Man Again!”

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  14. Alistair Dey
    April 18, 2016 @ 11:38 am

    And then you put the noose round von Ribbentrop’s neck like this.

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  15. Steve Myles
    April 18, 2016 @ 1:13 pm

    Look chaps, this is getting silly, having to do this night after night! Surely someone knows how to get hold of an air raid siren?

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  16. Alistair Dey
    April 18, 2016 @ 2:59 pm

    Look chaps, this is getting silly, having to do this night after night! Surely someone knows how to get hold of an air raid siren?

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  17. Alistair Dey
    April 19, 2016 @ 7:14 am

    I know the Sarge said we’d better be ready for a bit of a ding dong, but this…..

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  18. Terry Harrison
    April 20, 2016 @ 9:25 am

    The last test for the leader of the council was to see who could pull the wool over the eyes of the electorate the fastest.

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  19. Joe Agius
    April 21, 2016 @ 6:23 pm

    It would look better to turn the prince into a frog if we have to choose between these four to play in “Rapunzel”.

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  20. Joe Agius
    April 21, 2016 @ 7:41 pm

    I wouldn’t want to be in Rapunzel’s shoes if anyone of these gets chosen to play Prince Charming!

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  21. Joe Agius
    April 21, 2016 @ 7:49 pm

    4 hangings at one go? Wow, man! Things are really looking up!

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  22. Brian Howell
    April 24, 2016 @ 11:39 am

    Brian Howell
    ” How long do we have to stay here before the invasion begins?”

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  23. Andy Long
    April 24, 2016 @ 8:41 pm

    First winners of Britains got talent practise for world tour

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  24. Joe Agius
    May 1, 2016 @ 1:32 pm

    The Fab Four during the recording of “Michelle My Bell”

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  25. Joe Agius
    May 1, 2016 @ 6:05 pm

    Hang on guys! We’ll soon be reaching the bus terminus.

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  26. Joe Agius
    May 1, 2016 @ 6:20 pm

    I just love your funny act, men. One more pull and you’ll bring the house down!

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  27. Joe Agius
    May 1, 2016 @ 6:23 pm

    All I want is a bellboy!

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  28. Joe Agius
    May 1, 2016 @ 6:24 pm

    Now just turn around so I can see your bell bottoms!

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  29. Joe Agius
    May 1, 2016 @ 6:28 pm

    I must admit you’ve got bells to apply for this job!

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  30. Rick Watt
    May 2, 2016 @ 7:37 pm

    A rare photograph of the now disbanded Royal Corps of Executioners in training, Nuremberg 1946

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  31. david
    May 2, 2016 @ 11:33 pm

    these DIY gallows are a bit of a worry!!!

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  32. Les Quilter
    May 5, 2016 @ 5:01 am

    These striped poles show we are a barber shop quartet.

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  33. Jim Perks
    May 5, 2016 @ 6:46 am

    Here’s your clue, ‘Lambeth, walk and doing’, now name this tune?

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  34. Les Quilter
    May 5, 2016 @ 6:16 pm

    Which one of you forgot his deodorant?

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  35. Joy Winn
    May 9, 2016 @ 12:53 pm

    I know there,s a war on,but I still say parachutes are better when you evacuate a plane!

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  36. Calum Macleod
    May 11, 2016 @ 3:35 pm

    Look, chaps, are you absolutely certain the general said: ‘On my command, give them bell’?

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