20 Comments

  1. Les Quilter
    March 11, 2015 @ 5:33 pm

    You idiot, you ran over a scorned woman!

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  2. Joe Agius
    March 11, 2015 @ 9:35 pm

    I don’t care if you’ve got tickets for the Guns ‘n’ Roses festival. Just get the hell out of here!

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  3. Graham Gregory
    March 12, 2015 @ 10:32 am

    Ya dumbass our movie is over there, we are not in my wife’s sequel “Lara Croft-genocide hunter”!

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  4. Joe Agius
    March 12, 2015 @ 7:08 pm

    Next time write something funny because you’re just a barrel of laughs!

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  5. Joe Agius
    March 12, 2015 @ 7:13 pm

    Get back there! If I catch you jumping the queue again, I’ll show you what fury really means.

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  6. Joe Agius
    March 12, 2015 @ 7:31 pm

    A scene from the old TV series “Fury, king of the wild stallions”. You can bet that whatever Brad Pitt is saying, is coming straight from the horse’s mouth.

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  7. Stephen R Johnson
    March 13, 2015 @ 7:16 pm

    You fool, you idiot, I ordered you to send to the Colonel my thanks…NOT MY TANKS! And you went all over his prized marrows…

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  8. Joe Agius
    March 13, 2015 @ 10:32 pm

    All of you get down on your knees and let us pray. For the Waffen SS we are about to receive, we give thee tanks, oh Lord!

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  9. Colin Galletly
    March 15, 2015 @ 8:06 pm

    I don’t care if you are Brad Pitt, I do NOT want to smell your finger!

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  10. Sean McCready
    March 16, 2015 @ 8:10 am

    So ya gotta head down thata way and take yer first right, or is it a left. I can never remember. Hell just look for the big assed swastika. You can’t miss it.

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  11. Terry Harrison
    March 16, 2015 @ 5:38 pm

    Is that the Vickers machine gun. Well he’s just been on the field radio – and he wants it back by evensong.

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  12. C Barlow
    March 17, 2015 @ 3:02 pm

    Get your tanks off my lawn!

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  13. Joe Agius
    March 17, 2015 @ 7:36 pm

    You’ve just killed crowds of innocent people, you blundering idiots! Next time I’ll spell it out for you: Kill the K-R-A-U-T-S!

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  14. Peter Hopwood
    March 18, 2015 @ 4:51 pm

    Over there, Over there, the tanks are coming, the tanks are coming everywhere….

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  15. Les Quilter
    March 19, 2015 @ 5:20 pm

    Fetch the paint remover, FURIOUS has no ‘Y’!

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  16. A Stordy
    March 19, 2015 @ 8:03 pm

    Who taught you how to clean tanks, you missed a bit!

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  17. Joe Agius
    March 22, 2015 @ 7:24 pm

    Nice try lads, but not quite. Now you over there; come down and write “GODMOTHER”.

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  18. Joe Agius
    March 25, 2015 @ 10:15 pm

    You can write “FURY” on every gun muzzle of every US tank for all I care! But I still want this movie to be called “What Did You Do In The War Wardaddy?”

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  19. David Gradwick
    March 26, 2015 @ 6:46 pm

    O.K. if your done with your John Travolta impersonation can we go find some Krauts?.

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  20. Joe Agius
    March 28, 2015 @ 3:05 pm

    Next time you want to practise your English grammar, use the blackboard over there.

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