23 Comments

  1. Louis Coxe
    February 11, 2015 @ 4:41 pm

    “But I don’t FEEL like vomiting, doctor.”

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  2. Kevin
    February 11, 2015 @ 4:52 pm

    If you two are sisters where’s Cinderella?

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  3. Kevin
    February 11, 2015 @ 4:53 pm

    Yes sir, it’s bogof this week

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  4. Kevin
    February 11, 2015 @ 4:54 pm

    Ladies, may I introduce the human Woodpecker?

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  5. Kevin
    February 11, 2015 @ 4:55 pm

    Sorry about that, it’s the curry I had for lunch!

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  6. Kevin
    February 11, 2015 @ 4:59 pm

    Oh the agony of choice!

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  7. Les Quilter
    February 11, 2015 @ 6:26 pm

    At last week’s party these girls dressed as nuns; remember?

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  8. Joe Agius
    February 11, 2015 @ 8:19 pm

    Her act isn’t as good as Goldberg’s but everything else she does is WHOOPY!

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  9. Joe Agius
    February 11, 2015 @ 8:55 pm

    Sorry to bother you sister, but am I supposed to stay with the syringe stuck in my butt all day?

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  10. Joe Agius
    February 11, 2015 @ 9:21 pm

    I know they’re sisters, smartass! Anyone can see the resemblance!

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  11. Joe Agius
    February 11, 2015 @ 9:23 pm

    Meet the Knockers! Praise the Lord, Hallelujah!

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  12. Joe Agius
    February 11, 2015 @ 9:29 pm

    I’m afraid I have to book you, Sister Sarah. You tied your two mules in a NO PARKING area.

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  13. Andrew Holliday
    February 12, 2015 @ 1:31 pm

    “And these two lovely nurses are going to help you with your bad back.”

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  14. Joe Agius
    February 12, 2015 @ 9:12 pm

    Those Viagra pills don’t seem to be working, nurse. It’s still all quiet on the Western Front.

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  15. Les Quilter
    February 12, 2015 @ 11:30 pm

    “Nurse Smith will assist you with your enema!”

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  16. Stephen R Johnson
    February 13, 2015 @ 4:14 pm

    You mustn’t be embarrassed now Henry….these nurses have seen it all before!

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  17. Champaklal Lad
    February 13, 2015 @ 10:35 pm

    She’s just a little bit pregnant sir……

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  18. Les Quilter
    February 14, 2015 @ 7:32 pm

    “Hello, Gary! Oops, another blooper for All Quiet on the Western Front.”

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  19. Robin Ollington
    February 17, 2015 @ 2:54 pm

    “This week Sir we are offering two for the price of one!”

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  20. Joe Agius
    February 17, 2015 @ 7:34 pm

    Now don’t get pissed, Gary, but she lost your urine sample. You have to give her another one.

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  21. Joe Agius
    February 17, 2015 @ 8:31 pm

    Yes, she has to shave you and no, she’s not a barber.

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  22. Colin Galletly
    February 18, 2015 @ 2:51 pm

    Things were much more civilized before Uniform.com came along

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  23. Joe Agius
    February 20, 2015 @ 4:17 pm

    Major Rinaldi suggests some fun with the girls before Frederic undergoes his limb amputations in the movie: Farewell to Arms.

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