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  1. Joe Agius
    January 7, 2015 @ 7:06 pm

    Donner und blitzen! Don’t you know that smoking is hussardous to your health?

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  2. David King
    January 8, 2015 @ 4:07 pm

    Hans and Ulrich were convinced they’d win the World Moustache Championships, if they didn’t they’d show the judges how well their muskets worked.

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  3. Les Quilter
    January 8, 2015 @ 5:36 pm

    Movember moustaches aside, how’s your prostate?

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  4. joe agius
    January 8, 2015 @ 9:43 pm

    I say, Otto, have you got a matchlock?

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  5. Philip Cooter
    January 12, 2015 @ 12:56 pm

    Our new rifled Meerschaums can project a smoke screen to a hundred paces easily surpassing the clay pipes we previously used!.

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  6. Stephen R Johnson
    January 14, 2015 @ 2:33 am

    Not only is my gun bigger than yours but so is my hat, my uniform, my moustache and clearly my pipe…oh sorry I forgot your lot don’t smoke!

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  7. Eddy Richards
    January 15, 2015 @ 9:40 am

    You’re right Hans, recruits nowadays simply have no idea how to strike a heroic pose.

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  8. Joe Agius
    January 16, 2015 @ 4:44 pm

    I’m studying smoke-screen tactics via pipeline technology!

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  9. Joe Agius
    January 16, 2015 @ 7:05 pm

    I’m fighting tooth and nail to get this blasted pipe lit up, but it’s not working.

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  10. Les Quilter
    January 17, 2015 @ 12:34 am

    Since we landed in Mexico their tobacco’s gives me weird dreams.

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  11. Kim Styles
    January 17, 2015 @ 12:58 pm

    Our hat grown tobacco smokes well sir !

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  12. Joe Agius.
    January 17, 2015 @ 8:53 pm

    I say Otto. Can I smoke some of your plume when I run out of mine?

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  13. Maurice Suckling
    January 17, 2015 @ 9:37 pm

    Oh, hey, Birdie! I gotta cut back – that soldier’s underneath you again.

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  14. Sean McCready
    January 18, 2015 @ 3:08 pm

    Perpetual fashion victim that he was, Manshein bit down harder on his pipe to hold back envious tears; acutely aware that his headgear was utterly lacking any sign of ostrich plumage and shamefully absent of golden knotted ropey bits.

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  15. Joe Agius
    January 19, 2015 @ 3:38 pm

    I used to smoke Marlborough but the NCO thought it unpatriotic.

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  16. Peter Hopwood
    January 19, 2015 @ 4:34 pm

    I’m wearing a plant pot, Your smoking my plant.

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  17. K J Venters
    January 22, 2015 @ 3:29 pm

    Well yes I would get rid of the pipe but I’ve got my finger stuck in the bowl.

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  18. Joe Agius
    January 24, 2015 @ 9:29 pm

    Of course I’m angry! And don’t you pipe down me; I haven’t even lit it yet!

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  19. Joe Agius
    January 24, 2015 @ 9:45 pm

    And for this campaign, you’d better give me double wages, I said. I’m not called The Paid Piper for nothing!

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  20. philip north
    January 27, 2015 @ 8:45 pm

    put that pipe out.

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  21. John Plant
    January 28, 2015 @ 12:25 pm

    I don’t care if it is a no smoking area, you and whose army is going to stop me?

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  22. Colin Galletly
    January 28, 2015 @ 1:36 pm

    OK Watson if you really feel that way I will go back to the curved pipe, deer stalker and tweed….you can change back too if you like!

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  23. Joe Agius
    February 4, 2015 @ 8:35 pm

    Elementary, my dear Votzin. We’re dressed in this impenetrable disguise to catch that arch-arsonist, Frederick the Grate.

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