19 Comments

  1. Stephen R Johnson
    December 9, 2014 @ 5:45 pm

    So let me get this straight…you asked your mother to make our battle hats?

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  2. Les Quilter
    December 9, 2014 @ 6:20 pm

    Private, you didn’t shave this morning, did you?

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  3. Les Quilter
    December 9, 2014 @ 6:22 pm

    Their lordships prepare for the annual turkey shoot.

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  4. Graham Gregory
    December 9, 2014 @ 6:37 pm

    Gadsooks! ’tis ye fop Sir Beckham of Davidshire modelling his new “Conquistador” line!

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  5. Matt
    December 9, 2014 @ 9:47 pm

    “Hey…we could be in ACUs!”

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  6. Louis Coxe
    December 10, 2014 @ 9:44 pm

    From 1967 remake of “The Three Musketeers”

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  7. Dave Parkin
    December 12, 2014 @ 12:29 am

    “You’re a soldier you say; but surely you jest!”

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  8. Dave Parkin
    December 12, 2014 @ 12:32 am

    “Take that odd sock off,soldier! It makes you look ridiculous!”

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  9. Louis Coxe
    December 17, 2014 @ 8:57 pm

    “Can’t hear you! Pantaloons are too loud!”

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  10. Olive Atkinson
    December 18, 2014 @ 5:30 pm

    For the last time I have not got your other sock!

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  11. Louis Coxe
    December 18, 2014 @ 5:58 pm

    “Right! You’re cocked, loaded and ready to be fired!”

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  12. Charles Whiteing
    December 20, 2014 @ 5:58 am

    What do you mean “That’s a feather in your cap, have you seen yourself in a mirror lately!

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  13. Dave Allan
    December 21, 2014 @ 12:25 pm

    So, this is supposed to be the NEW tactic of all round defense against Cavalry? Are you sure we’ve got it right?

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  14. Stephanie Wiggins
    December 23, 2014 @ 1:56 pm

    I say, only commandos are allowed red feathers, don’t you know.

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  15. Ceri R
    January 1, 2015 @ 12:53 pm

    “These thunder-sticks are the musket accessories this season.”

    “Don’t you think thunder-stick sounds a little common?”

    ” As soon as you think of something better, let us know.”

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  16. Ceri R
    January 1, 2015 @ 1:01 pm

    The over the shoulder with the hat over your eyes shot aye? Some might say you are compensating for something. Hang on, your wearing odd socks. My eyes sir, you have one hell of a wait for Freud.

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  17. Ceri R
    January 1, 2015 @ 1:04 pm

    Wednesday? Feels more like a Tuesday.

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  18. Alun Evans
    January 1, 2015 @ 9:21 pm

    “Gideon knew instantly that he had found the right costume to wear at his next Budget announcement”.

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  19. Sean McCready
    January 1, 2015 @ 11:50 pm

    First you wore white after Labour Day, and now this!

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