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  1. Steven
    October 3, 2014 @ 5:27 pm

    Are you sur that this is the correct attire for playing crochet with the Moors?

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  2. Les Quilter
    October 3, 2014 @ 10:06 pm

    Football is getting pretty extreme, isn’t it?

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  3. Dave Parkin
    October 4, 2014 @ 3:37 pm

    The shoulder-mounted stereo speakers with shielded subwoofer were unconventional, but drew admiring glances from the other soldiers….

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  4. Dave Parkin
    October 4, 2014 @ 3:41 pm

    And so it was that the bobble hat was born. The shoulder pom-poms knitted by his mother never really took off though

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  5. Dave Parkin
    October 4, 2014 @ 3:51 pm

    Cedric was very good at hiding for a giant ant-eater.

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  6. zuki pilot
    October 6, 2014 @ 1:28 am

    My hemmaroids are killing me! Can,t we just walk instead of ride to the battle?

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  7. A.Arbour
    October 7, 2014 @ 3:29 pm

    Nooo it doesn’t make tour bum look that big, bit it does bring out your eyed.

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    • A.Arbour
      October 7, 2014 @ 3:32 pm

      eyed should br eyes

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  8. Stephen R Johnson
    October 7, 2014 @ 6:15 pm

    “And you dress like this every time your mother-in-law visits?”

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  9. Les Quilter
    October 7, 2014 @ 9:39 pm

    The trouble with these outfits is you can’t scratch anything!

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  10. Les Quilter
    October 7, 2014 @ 10:02 pm

    %^@[email protected]! I forgot to visit the washroom!

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  11. David Gradwick
    October 8, 2014 @ 6:28 pm

    If I knew we’d have to wear everybodys colours I’d never of joined the coalition of the willing.

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  12. David Gradwick
    October 8, 2014 @ 6:33 pm

    So when did you suspect the head armourer was colour blind?

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  13. Mark Mitchels
    October 9, 2014 @ 12:34 pm

    Where are Gilbert and Sullican when we need them?

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  14. Dave Halligan
    October 9, 2014 @ 2:42 pm

    I’m sorry, old cahp, but I’m really going to have to ask for a new deck of cards

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  15. champaklal lad
    October 10, 2014 @ 5:12 pm

    Off to See Rear

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  16. Alfie mcdonald
    October 14, 2014 @ 1:11 am

    Can we really get in the night club in uniform.

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  17. Bernie Murphy
    October 14, 2014 @ 10:24 pm

    This is the last time I let Vivienne Westwood design our uniforms!

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  18. Colin Galletly
    October 15, 2014 @ 4:22 pm

    You really need to get something for those boils on your neck

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  19. Colin Galletly
    October 15, 2014 @ 4:25 pm

    Tears in his eyes, as he sheathed his sword in a hurry, Kevin regretted wearing his scabbard like that

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  20. Charles Wilson
    October 16, 2014 @ 11:30 am

    Oh Omar you beat me to it. I was going to go for the new pompoms

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  21. Terry Harrison
    October 17, 2014 @ 9:48 am

    Were Vivienne Westwood and Grayson Perry the only two to submit a quote for the contract.

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  22. Terry Harrison
    October 17, 2014 @ 9:53 am

    If you think this is bad, you should see what the Light Brigade are wearing. And they were charged.

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  23. Randall Hurley
    October 19, 2014 @ 1:38 pm

    So where do you get your accessories from then?

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  24. david hicks
    October 20, 2014 @ 12:44 am

    what did the invitation say again?

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  25. Les Quilter
    October 20, 2014 @ 10:59 pm

    We’d look foolish in black and white.

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  26. Jack Wickes
    October 28, 2014 @ 4:28 pm

    I’ll be glad when someone invents camouflage!

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  27. John Ray
    October 30, 2014 @ 9:39 am

    You say you get satellite signals on those dishes?

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