26 Comments

  1. Roy Graham Seymour
    May 6, 2014 @ 3:05 pm

    I can definitely hear SOMETHING,maybe it’s one of those new-fangled tanks !

    Reply

  2. Stephen R Johnson
    May 6, 2014 @ 4:25 pm

    “And then the princess kissed the frog who magically turned into Kaiser Willy and they got married and lived happily ever after in their Bavarian castle….are you asleep now Otto?”

    Reply

  3. Mike Kirkby
    May 8, 2014 @ 1:39 pm

    Whilst the sergeant slapped his mate, Richard Thomas stared ahead guiltily knowing it was he who had broke wind.

    Reply

  4. Mike Kirkby
    May 8, 2014 @ 1:46 pm

    After being ‘tagged’ for the 63rd time, Hans really needed to find better hiding places.

    Reply

  5. Andrew Jackson
    May 11, 2014 @ 6:55 pm

    Just one more push and the war will be over!

    Reply

  6. Alan Bailey
    May 12, 2014 @ 12:26 pm

    “It a pushover son!”

    “This one ticking Sarge!”

    “When I nod my head you hit him again to make sure”

    These platoon pennants are just getting too big

    Altogether HEAVE!

    Cor! this is just like Dunlopillo.

    All quiet on the Western Front – so forty winks it is!

    Reply

    • Alan Bailey
      May 12, 2014 @ 12:28 pm

      Sorry 1st – response “Its a Pushover son!”

      Reply

  7. Joe Agius
    May 12, 2014 @ 2:50 pm

    “Got a light?”

    Reply

  8. Louis Coxe
    May 12, 2014 @ 9:25 pm

    Troops about to snap as Colonel becomes too liberal with hands.

    Reply

  9. Neil Kahn
    May 13, 2014 @ 1:28 am

    OVER THE TOP BOYS!…You first.

    Reply

  10. Neil Kahn
    May 13, 2014 @ 1:30 am

    {I’ll just tape this hilarious “Shoot Me!” sign on Gunter’s back!}

    Reply

  11. Les Quilter
    May 14, 2014 @ 10:35 pm

    Hold fast, lads. If those manure bags fall, they’ll split and we’ll be deep in it.

    Reply

  12. Mac McCulla
    May 17, 2014 @ 9:51 am

    Over the bags Potter and no tricks!

    Reply

  13. padraig hackett
    May 21, 2014 @ 6:35 pm

    i”m a sandbag,i”m a sandbag,i”m a sandbag.-Gunther,i can see you.

    Reply

  14. Abraham Blondeau
    May 22, 2014 @ 1:27 pm

    Don’t worry lads, that was only my mother.

    Reply

  15. trevor
    May 22, 2014 @ 6:51 pm

    Congratulations Birthday boy you have the honour of going first

    Reply

  16. Jan Perce
    May 23, 2014 @ 2:44 pm

    Have you got a light boy?

    Reply

  17. Jason Ollis
    May 25, 2014 @ 12:09 pm

    You may love that sandbag but you are not taking it with you

    Reply

  18. Jason Ollis
    May 25, 2014 @ 12:12 pm

    I’ve told you before do not ask John-Boy for his autograph

    Reply

  19. Anthony Lewis
    May 26, 2014 @ 10:37 am

    Sorry Sarge but you really can’t hear the sound of the sea from a sandbag!

    Reply

  20. Rishija Singh
    May 27, 2014 @ 5:18 am

    ‘Push, push, back upon it, girl I can’t go home on it’!

    Reply

  21. Mike Kirkby
    May 29, 2014 @ 9:46 am

    Richard Thomas’ NO. 1 fan couldn’t believe how close he got to his idol until apprehended by the security staff,

    Reply

  22. Sanjeev Kumar
    May 31, 2014 @ 8:12 am

    Hey move on! Now it’s my turn!

    Reply

  23. joe agius
    May 31, 2014 @ 3:24 pm

    It was all too quiet on the western front and when Herr Oberst discovered the reason why, he looked as if he was weaned on a pickelhaube.

    Reply

  24. joe agius
    May 31, 2014 @ 3:38 pm

    The feldwebel reluctantly stirred his men for the Battle of the Somme-nambulists.

    Reply

  25. joe agius
    May 31, 2014 @ 3:43 pm

    Nien, Gunther, you’re not having a pipe dream. I’ve started smoking again.

    Reply

Leave a Reply to padraig hackett Cancel reply