17 Comments

  1. Kevin McGhee
    February 13, 2014 @ 6:47 pm

    “Sorry sir, horse parking is that way, £5 per day”

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  2. Louis Coxe
    February 13, 2014 @ 10:05 pm

    “You forgot to close your portcullis!”

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  3. joe agius
    February 15, 2014 @ 4:59 pm

    Hey you! Don’t jump the queue. Get back in line!

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  4. joe agius
    February 15, 2014 @ 5:53 pm

    Just look at that poster if you don’t believe me! We’re doing it through a referendum!

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  5. Joe Agius
    February 15, 2014 @ 7:01 pm

    Well, if you’re going to insist on your right to “First Night”, we can do it in my cottage over there.

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  6. Joe Agius
    February 15, 2014 @ 7:09 pm

    You’re on the wrong track. Wimbeldon is THAT way.

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  7. Mick Wyatt
    February 16, 2014 @ 1:21 pm

    Woman where is my Army? quick William, they are yonder, and about to put the No voter’s to the sword.

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  8. Mick Wyatt
    February 16, 2014 @ 6:12 pm

    Great scot! is that Murray’s Army in the distance?, yes William it is, i can tell it’s Andy Murray, because he is in a hurry, and his men are in mint condition, yes, you are right woman, and Andy Murray’s service has never been more required.

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  9. Mick Wyatt
    February 18, 2014 @ 8:57 pm

    William, you have won the battle of the bridge today, aye woman, but i had a dream that sometime in the future we may lose stirling

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  10. Mick Wyatt
    February 18, 2014 @ 9:13 pm

    William, is that Angus Mcdunlop’s clan over yonder, there are hundred’s of them? aye woman, some years ago two great clans came together, did you not no that the Mcdunlop’s have been Mcintire’s for years.

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  11. Kevin McGhee
    February 19, 2014 @ 9:32 pm

    “Get back home and tidy your room up, its a mess” “But Mother, its Scotland’s independence at stake” “Independence, I’ll give you independence, get home now”

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  12. John Newby, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
    February 20, 2014 @ 9:41 pm

    Starting gate for the Grand National, second lane on the right!

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  13. ROBERT NICHOLLS
    February 23, 2014 @ 1:21 pm

    No rush! – They still be arguing about indepedance in two hundred years time.

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  14. Louis Coxe
    February 24, 2014 @ 6:08 pm

    “Yon ruffian just called you a Saxon, Norman!”

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  15. Mark Brightman
    March 4, 2014 @ 1:47 pm

    Thare is a wee jimmy ower thare.
    Says his name’s Gibson.
    Says he wants tae speak tae ye .
    Wi’ some thoughts aboot historical accuracy!
    He’s gey crabbit .

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  16. Jon Hills
    March 5, 2014 @ 8:41 pm

    Excuse me, I’m lost. Could you point me in the direction of Famine, Death and Pestilence?

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  17. drmrs
    March 14, 2014 @ 8:13 pm

    Your Lordship, the wenches in the village claim you need treatment before you leave! drmrs 3/14/2014

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