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  1. Kevin McGhee
    April 10, 2012 @ 4:12 pm

    “It just came up to the side, took a chuck out of the Ship and buggered off, Capt. “

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  2. o. adamberry
    April 12, 2012 @ 10:30 am

    Pirates waving their arms & shouting at the fleeing ship after crashing, causing damage to cannon and gunport on deck:- “Come back! We haven’t exchanged the Lloyd’s insurance policy details!”.

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  3. A. Adamberry
    April 13, 2012 @ 3:32 pm

    Pirate Captain: “Well, just fancy that. The Royal Navy issuing us with a ticket for having a faulty starboard cannon”.

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  4. ROBERT NICHOLLS
    April 13, 2012 @ 9:28 pm

    Cambridge appear to be taking the boat race seriously this year!

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  5. Simon Vaz
    April 14, 2012 @ 12:44 pm

    “I say old chap, can we have our ball back?”

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  6. bill morrison
    April 14, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

    Blast we would have been them this year if we hadn’t hit that bloke in the water.

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  7. Vinnie Batman Clare
    April 14, 2012 @ 8:19 pm

    I really do hope they remembered to bring the cure for the wood-worm.

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  8. Barry Bridge
    April 15, 2012 @ 8:54 pm

    After the obvious deliberate collision with Captain Hill’s ship, Admiral Schumaker was black flagged by the race marshal.

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  9. Michael McFlurry
    April 16, 2012 @ 2:50 pm

    “It’s alright guys, I got their flag! That’ll teach them to blow a hole in the side of our ship! Hah!”

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  10. Jamie Cooper
    April 16, 2012 @ 2:53 pm

    The old blow-out-the-side-of-the-ship routine had failed once again.

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  11. Sampath Burston
    April 16, 2012 @ 3:14 pm

    The Pimlico Players’ rehearsal for ‘The Pirates of Penzance’ was cut short as a rival acting troupe resorted to foul play…

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  12. kevin mcghee
    April 17, 2012 @ 7:40 am

    Crew shout “you’ll never take this ship from us” Other crew say “We’ll just take this bit then”
    All very despondantly say “Thats not fair”

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  13. Mike Richards
    April 18, 2012 @ 8:18 pm

    “If you be fighting use ye Cannon Balls not a flag or some costly lantern, aagh”

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  14. ken evans
    April 19, 2012 @ 10:13 am

    The men had the utmost sympathy for Sidney when they realised his urgent call of nature had caused him to miss his ship home!

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  15. Vic Tambling
    April 21, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

    “Honestly sir, it was all right until they went past us.”

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  16. Stephen Nicklin
    April 21, 2012 @ 2:12 pm

    Right lads make yourself comfortable the health and safety officer says no more fighting until this handrail is repaired

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  17. Les Hoare
    April 21, 2012 @ 7:22 pm

    Looks like he couldn’t help us with a jump start, any one got the number for the AA?

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  18. antony ward
    April 23, 2012 @ 10:15 am

    Well chaps looks like we’re jolly rogered.

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