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  1. John Blakey
    February 8, 2018 @ 9:37 am

    Now, can you get a mobile signal?

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  2. Steve Myles
    February 8, 2018 @ 9:54 am

    The Syncronised Pole Vaulting Team go for gold in the Austerity Games!

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  3. Les Quilter
    February 8, 2018 @ 4:19 pm

    Lovers’ leap after a sordid affair takes three lives.

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  4. Les Quilter
    February 8, 2018 @ 4:21 pm

    I hope they have lots of band-aids.

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  5. Mike
    February 8, 2018 @ 5:03 pm

    You sure this is a cure for piles?

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  6. Stan Courtney
    February 8, 2018 @ 5:17 pm

    First aerial reconnaissance squadron in action.

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  7. David Gradwick
    February 8, 2018 @ 7:00 pm

    Blackadder had his pencils but our bendy poles will definitely get us out of the army.

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  8. Tony England
    February 9, 2018 @ 10:34 am

    Are you sure this is the quickest way to get back to barracks before lights-out ?

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  9. Bernard Carpenter
    February 9, 2018 @ 10:34 am

    Right, new plan! If we pretend to be trees, no one will see us!

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  10. Marcus Townley
    February 9, 2018 @ 12:28 pm

    Quick here comes the RSM and The CO ……act natural

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  11. Andrew Martlew
    February 10, 2018 @ 12:26 am

    After a glass too many, the gallant grape treaders of the Chianti Corps turn their attention to the spaghetti harvest.

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  12. Henryk Bobrowski
    February 10, 2018 @ 12:34 pm

    Why can’t they just pay to get in, like the rest of us ?

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  13. Carolyn clark
    February 10, 2018 @ 1:52 pm

    And. I thought we were practicing for the Olympics

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  14. Lionel Coquet
    February 10, 2018 @ 6:00 pm

    First ever aerial reconnaissance squadron on top secret mission (quickly fell into disuse after it was found that the men on the end of the poles just made better targets)…either that or these are those guys in Mad Max fury road.

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  15. Philip Cooter
    February 11, 2018 @ 8:51 pm

    The Honourable Leaping Pole Vaulters Company led the assault on the Bamboo line.

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  16. Andrew Martlew
    February 12, 2018 @ 11:54 am

    Gondolier squadron left high and dry after theft of boats.

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  17. Andrew Martlew
    February 12, 2018 @ 12:04 pm

    Are you sure there were no instructions included with these Bangalore torpedoes?

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  18. Dan Harper
    February 15, 2018 @ 7:01 pm

    that’s a rather nasty splinter, someone could get hurt!

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  19. Chris
    February 16, 2018 @ 4:58 pm

    And all this time I thought we were training for the Olympics

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  20. Calum Macleod
    February 21, 2018 @ 4:21 pm

    When the Italian remake of The Great Escape ran out of money for a motorbike, they didn’t let that deter them.

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  21. steve
    February 24, 2018 @ 9:17 am

    “When I said go to B&Q and get three of the biggest shovels you can find…… “

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  22. steve
    February 24, 2018 @ 9:50 am

    ” We’ve got a washing line, we’ve got the props, we’ve no instructions but how hard can it be…. ? “

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  23. steve
    February 25, 2018 @ 7:37 pm

    ” …… so, after about an hour I said to him ” OK, if you’re so sure, Mr Smarty Pants, just show me where it says you can’t climb up the cricket stumps.” “

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  24. Les Quilter
    February 27, 2018 @ 6:25 pm

    Good timing, gentlemen, don’t forget when we land we scream in unison.

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  25. Tom Murphy
    February 28, 2018 @ 3:30 pm

    The East German Olympic pole vault team begin training for their attempt to become the West German Olympic pole vault team.

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  26. Mr Nicholas Craig Bootle
    March 1, 2018 @ 8:17 pm

    QUICK THE TROOPS ARE COMING!

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  27. Geoff Dagger
    March 5, 2018 @ 12:50 pm

    It was then they realised that they should have delayed the opening of the new pole dancing club.

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