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  1. Les Quilter
    September 11, 2018 @ 11:06 pm

    Following breakfast the field marshal felt like the full monty!

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  2. George Simpson
    September 12, 2018 @ 9:15 am

    Monty will you get out of the way I can’t see.

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  3. Simon Fielding
    September 18, 2018 @ 4:01 pm

    “No Simpkins, a lesser crested Grebe, definitely…”

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  4. keith alfred scrivener
    September 19, 2018 @ 3:59 pm

    Surely we British can’t win the Battle of Tunis with Monty’s neck covered in Dandruff?

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  5. Les Quilter
    September 19, 2018 @ 10:33 pm

    Sand, sand, nothing but sand. Jenkins, pass me a sandwich!

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  6. Arthur Armstrong
    September 21, 2018 @ 9:05 am

    Unfortunately for those down below, the Field Marshal had decided to go Half Monty that day.

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  7. Benjamin Dunk
    September 21, 2018 @ 9:11 am

    After years of searching, they had finally spotted the rarest thing of all. An amicable solution to Brexit.

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