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  1. John Blakey
    January 11, 2017 @ 4:11 pm

    So ‘ave we found the idiot who put a cup full of sugar in the fuel tank?

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    • peter outten.
      January 13, 2017 @ 10:25 am

      ZO…IF I AM TO HISTORY REMEMBERED FOR HAVING ONLY ONE BALLISTIC DEVICE..’

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  2. Andy Berry
    January 11, 2017 @ 6:35 pm

    This new ‘Small Portable Gun’ which you have had made…….are you sure it has been made to the correct scale!

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  3. Stephen Brophy
    January 11, 2017 @ 7:57 pm

    You realise of course, that if we don’t put a guard on it, the rail unions won’t allow us to move it?

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  4. Edward cosgrove
    January 11, 2017 @ 8:39 pm

    Yeah impressive but how the devil are you going to light it

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  5. Joe Agius
    January 11, 2017 @ 8:56 pm

    I’ve never fired a shot in anchor before….

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  6. Colin Galletly
    January 11, 2017 @ 8:59 pm

    “Southern apologise for the delay in the 5.23 to Brighton – there is the wrong type of giant gun on the line”

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  7. Colin Galletly
    January 11, 2017 @ 9:00 pm

    ASLEF raise the stakes in the long running dispute with Southern

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  8. Colin Galletly
    January 11, 2017 @ 9:17 pm

    The way to scare them is to put two tiny dolls next to a small gun and send them the pictures – the British have no idea of scale

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  9. John Blakey
    January 12, 2017 @ 9:16 am

    So Logistics have sent 500 of these things to the Mobile Bath Unit, instead of loufah’s?

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  10. Richard Krcmar
    January 12, 2017 @ 12:20 pm

    This will of course fit into our new tank called the Mini-Maus

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  11. Robin Ollington
    January 12, 2017 @ 7:02 pm

    And you say it was all done with Airfix?

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  12. Alistair Dey
    January 13, 2017 @ 10:30 am

    Yes, but can the driver really see all the doors?

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    • peter
      January 13, 2017 @ 11:10 am

      VY-SO LONG UND POTENT??-HERR DR FREUD TELLS ME IT IS CALLED ‘DAS COMPENSATION THEORY’

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  13. peter outten
    January 13, 2017 @ 11:07 am

    ZO – I HAVE ONLY ONE BALL-ISTIC DEVICE-JA? – TOMMY SMART-BOTTOMS !!

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  14. Steve Myles
    January 13, 2017 @ 12:46 pm

    The recoil should send it back to Berlin! Hold on to your hats….

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  15. Mark Niblett
    January 14, 2017 @ 8:18 am

    We’re gonna need a bigger locomotive….

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  16. Brian Barden
    January 14, 2017 @ 9:40 am

    I see the Fuhrer’s new cigarette lighter has arrived.

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  17. Robert Neilson
    January 14, 2017 @ 1:07 pm

    They say size doesn’t matter size is everything!

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  18. David Tremain
    January 14, 2017 @ 5:22 pm

    So, Teresa May, you vant to leave zer EU?

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  19. matthew
    January 15, 2017 @ 1:17 pm

    so how big was the instruction mannual

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  20. Mark A Mitchels
    January 16, 2017 @ 10:04 am

    “Inches, you fool Gustav – inches!”

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  21. Alan Scott
    January 17, 2017 @ 11:40 am

    What do you mean I’m overcompensating for something?!

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  22. Kate Kane
    January 17, 2017 @ 11:44 am

    All right, own up! Who gave Thomas the Tank Engine viagra?

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  23. David Paul Astill
    January 17, 2017 @ 5:10 pm

    John felt really stupid, as, having successfully purchased a brand new super-duper Range Rover, he realised his driveway may not actually be big enough to accommodate it.

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  24. Neil Traylen
    January 18, 2017 @ 3:33 pm

    We’re going to need bigger bullets…

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  25. Denny Atkins
    January 20, 2017 @ 11:41 am

    We need to find another way home. This level – crossing is a right pain!

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  26. David Gradwick
    January 20, 2017 @ 7:10 pm

    See mien Fuhrer even our human cannonball act’s are bigger than anyone else’s.

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  27. John Byde
    January 21, 2017 @ 4:58 pm

    British Rail experiment with radical new way to cut passenger journey times

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  28. Marco Lambert-Baker
    January 25, 2017 @ 2:46 pm

    Nein, Nein Mein Fuhrer I’m sure those soldiers said “There’s a big SHOT over there”!

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  29. Mike davies
    January 27, 2017 @ 6:46 pm

    And to trigger Brexit I press what exactly?….

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  30. The Tactical Hermit
    February 6, 2017 @ 5:16 pm

    “You think the Fuhrer is trying to over-compensate for his small schnitzel or does he just like big guns?”

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  31. Les Quilter
    February 6, 2017 @ 5:28 pm

    Nein, Hans! Dat is mein hause you’re aiming at.

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  32. Steve Pankhurst
    February 6, 2017 @ 9:18 pm

    What do you mean ‘they won’t let us move it with a driver only train’……

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